Every week, we round up the best 140-character quips and insights from our esteemed blogging team -- and other equally awesome teen tweeters. Scroll down to read the latest batch and share your own suggestions by following @HuffPostTeen!
just told a joke out loud. hope it all wrks out
— Celine Polenghi (@celinepolenghi) April 19, 2015
when I see drama on my timeline pic.twitter.com/iSdMqZcwsK
— Ben J. Pierce (@BenJPierce) April 21, 2015
someone should just sit and listen to me explain my favorite movie plots to them
— gnarly carly (@_carlyquinn) April 23, 2015
I just bought a $9 Lily Pulitzer nail polish at Target so you can say I'm bathing in riches
— Kami Baker (@Peeta_is_aBAKER) April 22, 2015
I just made beautiful perfect scrambled eggs + yet my family still out here saying "justina can't cook"
I set the stove on fire ONE time
— Justina Sharp (@bentpieceofwire) April 24, 2015
Bellela Thorne is here but not Zendaya smh how is she gonna shake it up alone
— Nathan Zed (@TheThirdPew) April 21, 2015
"lose the attitude"
i don't have one pic.twitter.com/XIFfzZsOtR
— FREDDY (@FreddyAmazin) April 22, 2015
Kids are so lucky they get ppl to read them stories at bedtime just bc they're cute and small. My friends won't do that for me.
— Lycia Faith (@lyciafaith) April 22, 2015
I didn't write my essay bc I couldn't stop dancing to old Britney Spears songs from 2006 and I wish I was kidding
— m brady (@meganbradyyy) April 20, 2015
The irony level of Waka Flocka actually running for president would only be surpassed by Waka Flocka actually becoming president
— Matt Morris (@dj_mooselini) April 22, 2015
Okay yes maybe I favorite all your tweets in a manner very similar to that of a crazy person but I'm not crazy I just super enjoy you
— Timothy Wilder (@wilder_timothy) April 21, 2015
ok so my dad just bought a selfie stick and this is the first thing he sends me pic.twitter.com/pZGUCtpITN
— chloe bada$$ (@angel_emoji) April 19, 2015
one of the worst things in life is getting really comfortable in bed and then realizing you have to pee
— bea (@BeaMiller) April 22, 2015
beyoncé's in hawaii and there are palm trees there
i'm in ecuador and there are palm trees here
basically i'm vacationing with beyoncé
— ya boy anthony (@LOHANTHONY) April 18, 2015