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10 White Lies We All Tell, And Just In Time For National Honesty Day

04/30/2015 05:56 pm ET

Don't lie.

Sometimes you're running late and you don't want your friend to rethink hanging out, so you tell them you're much closer than you actually are. Then you get there and pretend to look a little exasperated. Maybe throw in a "Stupid trains are never on time" just for good measure. It's a tiny white lie, so what's the harm?

Well maybe on a normal day, but April 30 is National Honesty Day. And all lies in those 24 hours are considered EGREGIOUS in the eyes of the universe. Ranker.com, an online crowdsourced rankings company, has amassed more than 27,000 votes from users to determine which lies people use the most often.

Check out the pics below for all the lies you KNOW you use and see what's No. 1.

  • 10
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    You have never seen this face before, in this or any other life.
  • 9
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    You hear nothing!
  • 8
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    You said the same thing about the last five photos. Love means nothing to you!
  • 7
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    But the pages in your date book are all blank!
  • 6
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    Yeah, swamped with lies!
  • 5
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    Funny how your phone dies just when you want it to and not at an inopportune time, like it does for EVERY OTHER PERSON WHO HAS EVER LIVED.
  • 4
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    You never had any intention of doing that thing. Your only intention was LYING.
  • 3
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    Oh, you mean contact me once a year when Facebook tells you it's my birthday??
  • 2
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    You haven't left your house yet. You may not have even left your bed.
  • 1
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    We believe you. Oh wait, shoot, it's Honesty Day?

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