An Austin, Texas man named Andrew Park "jokingly commanded" his wife Koa to make him a sandwich recently. So she did just that and added a few choice words in mustard:
Park told The Huffington Post that his wife of five years replied to his request with a suspiciously sweet, "Oh, okay!"
"Then she gracefully placed the plate on my desk in an over-the-top, housewife-caricature type of way and walked off," he said to HuffPost. "I looked down and started to laugh and proceeded to ask why there weren't any chips."
"Since my wife will probably read this, [the sandwich] was ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS," he added.
Courtesy of the couple