If this were the World Cup of FIFA takedowns, Jon Stewart might already be champion.
On "The Daily Show" Wednesday, the host chewed on the bribery and other corruption charges announced against several members of soccer's governing body.
"Soccer is finally getting its perp walk," he said, before launching into one of the more recognizable scoring chants in sports -- with a twist.
We don't want to steal his thunder, but Stewart pretty much summed up the gravity of the situation with this zinger: "You know you're corrupt when the indictment ends with 'and so on.'"
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