06/01/2015 03:00 pm ET | Updated Jun 02, 2015

College Graduates Would Do Well To Follow These Bits Of Advice

Don't fire your gun at lightning. It won't do you any good.

It's that's time of year again, when graduates are pushed out of the comfortable nests of academia and into the real world. But there's knowledge they're not going to get from a textbook. Lessons that we older folks learned the hard way.

And that's where Funny Or Die News comes in. They took to the street to ask people for life lessons they would give to new college graduates who are naively optimistic about their future. It's time for those dreamers to be violently shaken awake.


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