This cat couldn't give two farts about what its owner claims is the "world's largest" functioning whoopee cushion.
Maybe that's because it pales in comparison to the actual world's largest whoopee cushion, which measures more than 19 and 1/2 feet in diameter. Twenty feet of fart noises? Now that's the cat's meow.
This whoopee-cushion innovator should just be glad he doesn't live with Garfi the Angry Cat, a murderous feline who surely would've killed him by now.
See Garfi's photos, below: