06/05/2015 10:52 am ET

Von Miller Of The Denver Broncos Says He Got Fined For Farting

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Denver Broncos linebacker Von Miller told the Denver Post's Nicki Jhabvala that he gets fined for farting during team meetings. The whole situation stinks.

"They can't fine me if I get up and walk away," he said in a charming exchange with the reporter.

Miller explained that it's not healthy to hold it in and he happens to break wind more than most. Thanks so much for sharing, Von.

It should be noted that the gas-pass tax is being imposed by the players, and we completely understand their concern. If Miller isn't stopped, meetings might resemble that one scene from "Blazing Saddles."



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