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Holy Crap, The U.S. Is On A Soccer Hot Streak

06/12/2015 12:36 pm ET | Updated Jun 12, 2015
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The United States, long the country of the free and the home of the brave, has had one mission since its inception: to be better than everyone else at everything. It’s why we perfected the fried potato and automobile and put a man on the moon. That, my fellow Americans, is the root of who we are, and what we strive to be: fry-eating astronauts who own fancy Mustangs.

Annoyed international detractors may feel that this hubris is damning, that American exceptionalism has no place in the 21st century, especially in a supposedly post-colonial, post-imperialist world. Fine. Whatever. We’ve all seen "The Newsroom" rant. Apparently, the U.S. ain’t shit anymore.

Except in one incredibly unlikely area right now: Soccer. That's right, over the past three weeks, the United States' soccer teams, across three different levels of play, have won every match they've played. Off the field, our almighty justice system has been cleaning up the game. What Americans are doing within soccer is starting to matter. NFL fans aren’t burning their jerseys and heading to MLS matches, but somehow, some way, the U.S. has flexed itself into winning positions on the world’s soccer stage.

What have we done? Well, a lot: American action has turned FIFA, soccer’s governing body/dirty money pit, into a wobbly Jenga tower. (Basically, we saved soccer.) But that's old news as this point. Litigation isn't exciting. Goals are, and on the the field, American soccer players have been firing them past supposedly superior footballing nations like Germany, Holland, Colombia and Australia. We’re on fire.

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Americans are lighting soccer on fire in recent weeks. (Credit: Animation Plaza)

Every streak has its origin point, and this one begins with one woman: U.S. attorney general Loretta Lynch. After a mere month in office, Lynch spearheaded the kind of international soccer takedown that whistleblowers, like journalist Andrew Jennings, author of 2006 book FOUL! The Secret World of FIFA: Bribes, Vote Rigging and Ticket Scandals, have been awaiting for years.

These scum have stolen the people’s sport. They’ve stolen it, the cynical thieving bastards,” Jennings told the Washington Post earlier this month. “So, yes, it’s nice to see the fear on their faces.”

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In May, Sepp Blatter resigned four days after being re-elected as FIFA president.

Yes, for the first time in the history of the United States, a gaggle of powerful European, Caribbean and South American soccer men are afraid of what we’re about to do next. Nearly a quarter century of bribery, racketeering and outright theft has been exposed in just over a fortnight, and Lynch is getting serious credit for it all.

So much, in fact, that this streak’s starting point has been viewed as a catalyst for Team USA’s actual soccer victories. After the United States Men’s team secured a thrilling 4-3 comeback win against the Dutch last week, Twitter was quick to shout out Lynch, because, well, who else could people credit for the 27th-ranked team in the world beating the 2014 World Cup semifinalists?

Seventeen years after U.S. Soccer first laid out plans to compete for a World Cup title, the men are finally getting results that their female counterparts achieve on the regular. Last Friday, the No. 1-ranked U.S. Women’s team notched a 3-1 victory over Australia to begin their 2015 Women’s World Cup campaign. It wasn’t the dominating performance expected out of our women, who, unlike our men, are favorites to win every game they play.

This week has been the proverbial “heat check” for the United States’ dance with international soccer. In the U-20 World Cup, our men’s team drew Colombia in the round of 16. They played on Wednesday. On the international friendly circuit, the senior team traveled from Holland to Cologne, Germany, to face the national team. You know, the one that beat Lionel Messi’s Argentina last July to win the World Cup. Team USA played the Germans on Wednesday too.

And we beat both teams. The U-20 kids beat Colombia 1-0 on an 83rd-minute penalty kick. Later that afternoon, the grownups (surprisingly) traded blows with Germany and made another late comeback to steal a 2-1 victory from the reigning world champions ON THEIR OWN TURF. It was, unequivocally, the greatest western victory in Germany since the fall of the Berlin wall.

The men accomplished all of this with the swagger and confidence one would expect out of the women’s team. Taking philosophical direction from head coach Jürgen Klinsmann, Germany’s 2006 World Cup coach who agreed to take over the United States’ team in 2011, they passed the ball about with fluidity, class, and most importantly: FREEDOM. Freedom of play and freedom from low expectations.

Our standard, contrarian “work hard, run fast” soccer identity seems to have been left stateside. Three years into his reign, American footballers are beginning to play to Klinsmann’s style. The results are stunning: This group of impressionable young American footballers, led by 27-year-old Toronto FC midfielder Michael Bradley, engineered passing sequences against Germany previously unknown to U.S. soccer fans:

The U.S women’s team will face Sweden tonight in their second World Cup match. Even if the women's team bombs, the men go back to playing like neanderthals and Lynch's investigation flames out, we'll always have these three weeks -- when soccer-loving Americans dug deep, went back to their innovative astronaut roots and won.

CORRECTION: This article credited American inventors with the creation of the automobile. A few other folks, notably the Germans, did get there first.

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    14 Jun 1990: The USA team line up for the National Anthem before the World Cup match against Italy in Rome. Italy won the match 1-0. \ Mandatory Credit: Simon Bruty/Allsport
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    ULSAN, REPUBLIC OF KOREA: USA line up for a team photo, 21 June 2002 at the Munsu Football Stadium in Ulsan, ahead of quarter-final action between Germany and USA in the 2002 FIFA World Cup Korea/Japan. From L above: Brad Friedel, AFP PHOTO/GREG WOOD (Photo credit should read GREG WOOD/AFP/Getty Images)
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    Ghana goalkeeper Richard Kingson, bottom, blocks United States' Jozy Altidore, right, during the World Cup round of 16 soccer match between the United States and Ghana at Royal Bafokeng Stadium in Rustenburg, South Africa, Saturday, June 26, 2010. (AP Photo/Matt Dunham)
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    25 Jun 1998: Claudio Reyna of the USA kicks the ball in the match between Yugoslavia v USA in the 1998 World Cup played in Nantes, France. \ Mandatory Credit: Shaun Botterill /Allsport
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    15 Jun 1998: USA line up before the World Cup group F game against Germany at the Parc des Princes in Paris. USA lost 2-0. \ Mandatory Credit: Allsport UK /Allsport
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    Kaiserslautern, GERMANY: Uruguayan referee Jorge Larrionda gives a yellow card as US midfielder Landon Donovan (21), US forward Brian Mc Bride (20), and US midfielder Claudio Reyna react during the World Cup 2006 group E football match Italy vs USA, 17 June 2006 at Kaiserslautern stadium. AFP PHOTO / PATRICK HERTZOG (Photo credit should read PATRICK HERTZOG/AFP/Getty Images)
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    Gelsenkirchen, GERMANY: Czech midfielder Pavel Nedved (R) vies with US midfielder DaMarcus Beasley during the World Cup 2006 group E football game Czech Republic vs.USA, 12 June 2006 in Gelsenkirchen. AFP PHOTO / KARIM JAAFAR (Photo credit should read KARIM JAAFAR/AFP/Getty Images)
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    English midfielder Thomas Finney (C) tries to head the ball between American defenders Charlie Colombo and Walter Bahr 29 June 1950 in Belo Horizonte during the World Cup first-round match between England and the United States. Heavily-favored England was upset by the United States 1-0 on a goal scored by forward Joseph Gaetjens. AFP PHOTO (Photo credit should read STAFF/AFP/Getty Images)
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    DAEGU - JUNE 10: Clint Mathis of the USA celebrates scoring the opening goal during the FIFA World Cup Finals 2002 Group D match between South Korea and the USA played at the Daegu World Cup Stadium, in Daegu, South Korea on June 10, 2002. The match ended in a 1-1 draw. DIGITAL IMAGE. (Photo by Gary M. Prior/Getty Images)
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    RUSTENBURG, SOUTH AFRICA - JUNE 12: Clint Dempsey of the United States celebrates his goal during the 2010 FIFA World Cup South Africa Group C match between England and USA at the Royal Bafokeng Stadium on June 12, 2010 in Rustenburg, South Africa. (Photo by Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images)
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    4 JUL 1994: TAB RAMOS OF THE USA AVOIDS THE TACKLE OF DUNGA OF BRAZIL DURING THE FIRST-HALF OF THE 1994 WORLD CUP MATCH AT STANFORD STADIUM IN PALO ALTO, CALIFORNIA. Mandatory Credit: David Cannon/ALLSPORT
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    FILES,- JUNE 22: US national team defender Alexi Lalas jumps in the air 22 June 1994 as he celebrates after the US defeated Colombia in their World Cup match at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena, California. The US won their match 2-1. (Photo credit should read PATRICK HERTZOG/AFP/Getty Images)
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