"Well, that was interesting." WHAT WAS?
Is everything okay? What's happening? These are just a few of the questions that usually arise after one of your friends post one of those vague, rather ominous Facebook statuses, providing absolutely no information and worrying the hell out of everyone.
Comedy writer Jason Horton imagines what real life conversations would be like if people spoke to each other the way they post Facebook statuses. HINT: It's just as effing annoying.
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