06/17/2015 10:09 am ET | Updated Jun 17, 2015

Jimmy Fallon Discusses The Pros And Cons Of The New 'Fifty Shades Of Grey' Book

It's a great Father's Day gift. For your mother.

On Tuesday's "Tonight Show," Jimmy laid out the pros and cons of the new Fifty Shades of Grey book, simply called Grey. This one is the same story as the original, but it's told from the perspective of the boss character, Christian Grey.

There are some other books we'd like to see try this flipped-perspective idea:

The Great Gatsby from the perspective of the pool cleaner, but the pool cleaner is into fetishes. Moby-Dick from the perspective of the whale, but the whale moonlights as a dominatrix. Of Mice and Men from the perspective of actual mice, but the mice are super into S&M.

Sounds like we've got a new genre on our hands.


  • The Political Debater
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    We often feel strongly about issues too, but right now our only issue is this strong drink.
  • The Lightweight
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    We know they can't handle their alcohol, but they keep going anyway. Which means later on we have to handle them.
  • The Excessive Hugger
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    Alright we get it, you're having a great time and you love being around us, but let's take the hugging down a notch.
  • The Emotional Buzzkiller
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    We understand they're going through a rough time, and there's a time and a place for comforting your friends. But it's a bit of a buzzkill at the bar. Also, alcohol is a depressant, so ... not really helping your cause.
  • The Yellers
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    What are they so pumped about? No idea. But they just keep cheers-ing and yelling.
  • The Wild, Heavy Drinker
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    When someone passes out from drinking, that's not a very good thing, but at least you know where they are. When someone's really drunk and wide awake, you're not sure what they're going to do or where they might end up. All you know is that you might get stuck babysitting a grownup.
  • The Shot Taker
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    This is the person who's constantly ordering shots for everyone without asking. Yeah you don't HAVE to take them, but you feel obligated since they're being charged for them. And that also means you'll feel obligated to get them back.
  • The Fancy Drink Orderer
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    Once in a while, sure, but this person is just taking up the bartender's time. And then they usually want to split the check evenly.
  • The Close Talker
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    Talking to these people is like getting a tiny shower, but just for your face. Seriously, back the f--- off!
  • The Fighter
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    This is the guy or girl who can't help but try and get into fights with people. And it's usually you who gets to clean up the mess.
  • The Moneyless Drinker
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    This person never seems to have any money on them, but you know what they do have? A drink! Someone is taking the financial hit and it's not the person in question.
  • The One Checker
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    This is the person who orders a bunch more than everyone, then wants to split everything evenly when the check shows up. And at the right time of night, when no one wants to do math, that person might just get their way.
  • The In-And-Outer
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    We JUST got here. This person has chugged their drink and is already itchin' to go somewhere else. Sit down, sip your drink and relax.