06/22/2015 03:32 pm ET | Updated Jun 22, 2015

Thoughts You Have When Your Crush Is Suddenly 'In A Relationship'

Who the @#$% is that they're with?

There are few things more traumatizing than stalking around (let's be blunt here) your crush's Facebook page and suddenly seeing that they're "in a relationship." WTF -- it can't be. YOU should be the one who's in a relationship with them.

It's cool, though, their significant other probably won't last. They don't know your crush like you do. They probably don't even have a doll made out of your crush's hair. What is this, amateur hour?

[Uncontrollable sobbing]

There, there. BuzzFeed Yellow has a shoulder for you to cry on while you pick up the pieces.


  • Okay, a few things. 1) No. 2) What? 3) No.
  • Make sure you don't have anything on your face. Like a park bench.
  • You're close, but not quite there.
  • There's a way you can do this and exert less energy in the process.
  • You've got a kid in the way. Get that kid out of the picture and you'll be kissing in no time.
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  • Listen, you both have a car. And it's raining out. You should be able to figure this out.
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  • It's like you went straight from eating a sub sandwich to kissing without changing your face.
  • Always make sure Gravity is set to "Yes."
  • Let's hope those beards smell nice.
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  • With a few more tries, you'll figure this whole three-dimensional space thing out.
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  • If you can't even hit the target on a wax figure, then...