One of the most predictable things about little children is their unpredictability. You never know what theyâre going to say or ask. And you never know when theyâre going to say or ask it! We partnered with SparkleÂź paper towels and asked parents to share some of the awkward moments theyâve experienced with their children.
1. âSitting down at a restaurant with my then 4-year-old and my best friend. The waitress asks what we would like to drink. Without hesitation, my 4-year-old says, âtwo Chardonnays and a Sprite.ââ -Syndi Cleveland Gemmett
2. âMy 4 1/2-year-old loves Taylor Swift. âBlank Spaceâ came on in the car the other day and she stopped singing and said, âMama, how do you make the bad guys good for a weekend?â I answered the only way I knew how: âWow! Look at that cool car over there!'" -Mary Sackett
3. âI showed a picture to my almost 4-year-old of how big my belly was when I was pregnant with him, and he looked at me and said, âMommy, you ate me?â"-Leslie Brook Edelsberg
4. âWhen I was pregnant with my second son, my 3-year-old asked me how his baby brother was going to come out. Not knowing how to respond, I asked him, 'How do YOU think he will be born?â And he replied, âHeâs in your belly, so heâll go down (points to belly then to legs) and will come out your toes!â"-Jenna Mayer
5. ââWhy is her neck wrinkly? Is she old?â my child said about a dinner guest.â-Leah Valvano
6. âFrom my 3-year-old: âMummy, if girlsâ breasts have milk, do boysâ breasts have water?ââ-Trisha Thomas Clarke
7. âOur daughter accidentally saw my husbandâs, um, privates when she walked in on him getting dressed. She asked me later, âWhy do boys get to have tails in the front?ââ -Emily Erdman
8. âMy 3-year-old walked in on me in the shower and asked âMommy, why do you have two butts?" -Lynda Joy Lorenson
9. âMy kid asked, âMom, why are you so much bigger than that guy (points finger at said guy) if heâs a man and youâre a girl?â Iâm 5'11" and 140 pounds. It was the longest elevator ride EVER!â -Amber White
10. ââMom, why do you always have to stop to buy wine?ââ -Chandra Deprez
11. Me: âEmma, youâre going to be such a good mommy when you grow up! Who taught you how to be a good mommy?â
Emma: âDaddy.â -Bianca Carter
Itâs a messy world out thereâą. Some things you can just laugh at and some things, youâll want to clean up right away. Thankfully, Sparkle paper towels are just right for lifeâs everyday little messes.