The calendar can say what it wants, but our hearts are already pumping for Halloween. Halloween is the Twitter of holidays: You get points for being creative. And let's face it, midlifers have been at the Halloween game longer than most.
Hint: Trump is too obvious, ditto for Hilz, and let's face it, nobody will know who you are if you are Bernie.
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And so here are some costume ideas for midlifers that we found on various sites:
Lion-Killing Dentist
Peta
The lion-killing dentist touched our "save the world" souls. Too bad nobody could save Cecil from Walter Palmer, the trophy-hunting dentist.
Peanut Butter And Jelly
Target
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Marilyn Monroe And Joe DiMaggio
Costume Works
And of course you have the greatest love story of all time -- don't argue with us on this one ...
Via Costume Works
Via Costume Works
#TheDress
Yandy
You could always put to rest the claim that older people aren't online by wearing the Internet's #TheDress. Is it gold or is it blue???
Via Yandy.com
Via Yandy.com
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IPhone 6 Plus
Costume Works
Mona Lisa Painting Costume
Amazon
"The Intern."
Steve Sands via Getty Images
Dressing up as a character in a popular movie sometimes works, although in the case of "The Intern," it's just a suit.
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Mary Poppins
The Costumer
Over The Hill Beauty Queens Group Costume
Coolest Homemade Costumes
If you're part of a group that likes to have fun ...
Via Coolest Homemade Costumes
Via Coolest Homemade Costumes
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1950s Pregnant Housewife And Guilty Milkman
Coolest Homemade Costumes
A little bit of nostalgia never hurts. Flashback: 1950s pregnant housewife and the guilty milkman!
Via Coolest Homemade Costumes
Via Coolest Homemade Costumes
Hippies
Boomer Cafe
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Grumpy Old Man
HalloweenCostumes4u.com
This mask with a few tufts of gray hair is dotted with icky liver spots.
Old Lady Costume
Candy Apple Costumes
This costume is available from a variety of sellers and generally includes wig, dress and, of course, padded butt.
Old Man Deluxe Chinless Mask
The Costumer
Tell those whipper snappers a thing or two in this Old Man Deluxe Chinless Mask. And check out those eyebrows!
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Oh 69 Bingo Lady Full Mask
Amazon
Live as the queen of the Thursday night bingo game with this mask. There's also a male version of this mask; it's hard, though, to tell which is which.
Old Man Costume
HalloweenCostumes.com
You can be the grumpy old man on your block with this costume, which comes with wig, belt and suspenders.
Old Woman Face
TotallyCostumes.com
This old woman face mask appliance kit is designed to bring your little old lady, kooky witch or grandma costume to the next level.
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Old Woman Olga Mask
Fancy Dress Costumes Store
This is one scary looking gal! No gray hair here, but check out those apple cheeks!
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Old Woman Mask
HalloweenCostumes.com
You can age 50 years in an instant by putting on this realistic mask.
Senior Citizen Foam Mask
TotallyCostumes.com
Raise your fist in outrage at all the young whippersnappers at the party in this Senior Citizen Foam Mask.
Old Lady With Scarf Mask
The Castle
Big nose, big cheeks, big chin. This rubber face mask comes with an attached fabric hood.
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Men's Bad Geezer Mask
Amazon
This one-size-fits-all mask apparently looks and feels like real skin.