Nothing like a bit of grim humor to get you in the mood for Halloween! Here are some of the best tweets we found for the trending hashtag #OddWaysToStartAEulogy.
Who among us hasn't had days like this?
Some people lose their minds, some people lose their keys and some... their husbands. Today, Karen has managed all 3 #OddWaysToStartAEulogy
— Aidan forgets why he (@aidno) September 30, 2015Because every good event starts like this.
So, who's from out of town?
#OddWaysToStartAEulogy
— Werner Twertzog (@WernerTwertzog) September 30, 2015Admit it. Every family has one of these.
#OddWaysToStartAEulogy while I've got everyone's attention I would like to bring up an investment opportunity.
— Rebecca (@BeccaBelleCook) September 30, 2015Can I hear an "ewwwwww?"
Knock knock
Who's there
Well it's not Ted
#OddWaysToStartAEulogy
— Evan Edinger (@EvanEdinger) September 30, 2015From the person who just finished reading "The Power of Positive Thinking."
Let’s take a moment to focus on something positive today; Helen is newly single. #OddWaysToStartAEulogy
— Alli Speed (@AlliSpeed) September 30, 2015With friends like these ...
I first wrote this eulogy six years go... #OddWaysToStartAEulogy
— Zeratul Artanis (@Zeratul_Artanis) September 30, 2015Speaks to the times ...
If you're watching this on YouTube, please like, comment and subscribe #OddWaysToStartAEulogy
— Oliver Age 24 (@OliverAge24) September 30, 2015As does this one ...
"For those of you live tweeting this, the wifi password is stanleyisdead, no spaces and all lowercase" #OddWaysToStartAEulogy
— Lily Bailey (@LilyBaileyUK) September 30, 2015Even in death, timing is everything.
Ironically we've just learned Twitter finally verified her account... #OddWaysToStartAEulogy
— Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) September 30, 2015And to summarize what death is in the age of social media ...
He faved Life, but never retweeted Life. So Life finally unfollowed & blocked him. May he rest now in Facebook, Amen.
#OddWaysToStartAEulogy
— Rain E (@Rainearthimbue) September 30, 2015Is death-shaming a thing?
#OddWaysToStartAEulogy *exasperated sigh*😧 "We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn't stay alive.😒"
— Charmed Innocence (@F3crew) September 30, 2015And when Taylor Swift speaks ...
Taylor Swift once said "Band Aids Don't Fix Bulletholes"... #OddWaysToStartAEulogy
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) September 30, 2015Until she was interrupted ...
Imma let you finish but... #OddWaysToStartAEulogy
http://t.co/npv1z8hFxB pic.twitter.com/0D2sYHBmp2
— Kabir Iyengar (@kabiriyengar) September 30, 2015
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