The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant -- but succinct -- wisdom. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious 140-character musings. For this week's great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
OK, Adele, I got it after the first few albums. You'll always be younger than me.
— Joanna Borns (@robotics) November 22, 2015
I want a baby for like a day. Actually maybe like 3 hours.
— Taryn Finley (@_TARYNitUP) November 24, 2015
Does anybody else wonder when they're gonna get their adult face?
— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) November 24, 2015
*wake up* *check Twitter* *check Instagram* *check Twitter* *check Facebook* *check Twitter* *refresh Twitter* *get out of bed*
— Erin Ruberry (@erinruberry) November 24, 2015
Pretty sure my daughter's first word was just "meh."
— ilyse hogue (@ilyseh) November 24, 2015
I can tell I'm an adult because my Christmas list is AWFUL
— Jazmine Hughes (@jazzedloon) November 24, 2015
I do hope to one day get over zayn malik but tbh chances are I'm gonna be showing my grandkids his pictures
— farwz (@farwzaz) November 24, 2015
"Feminist hero bakes sourdough bread using her own vaginal yeast" this earth doesn't have much more time, make peace with your loved ones
— Sweet Potato Pie Day (@sailornegro) November 24, 2015
do you ever want to send everyone who bullied you in high school a screenshot of how many twitter followers you have? no? yeah me either
— Aude White (@audevwhite) November 24, 2015
mom is screening my texts pic.twitter.com/R3DkqDQQNA
— Veronica de Souza (@HeyVeronica) November 25, 2015
I don't start my holiday shopping until after Thanksgiving when I find out which family members I am still on good terms with.
— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) November 25, 2015
should I update my tinder profile to say "cries at the signs strangers hold during marathons" will that do the trick
— Chelsea Nachman (@chelseanachman) November 22, 2015
Had a dream that I wasn't wearing pants at Thanksgiving dinner and my family wasn't even a little bothered by it.
— Lexy Emily (@braham_crackers) November 22, 2015
If you hold a sea shell up to your ear, you hear the ocean. If you hold an empty tissue box up to your ear, you hear the new Adele album
— Randi Lawson (@RandiLawson) November 23, 2015
In our family, we are each allowed to eat one yam on Thanksgiving Eve.
— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) November 25, 2015
When they ask me to check my bag before I've even tried to fit it in the overhead bin pic.twitter.com/3uErntl8VQ
— Iliza Shlesinger (@iliza) November 24, 2015
Me: My ex looks happy with his new girlfriend. Whiskey: Yes, we should text him.
— Sassafrantz (@Sassafrantz) November 21, 2015
I know witches aren't real because if there were women walking around with the power to turn people into animals there'd be no more people.
— maura quint (@behindyourback) November 24, 2015
Sorry I lost interest when I discovered what was strapped to your chest was a baby not a dog.
— side-eye spice (@goldengateblond) November 25, 2015
Home is where your phone automatically connects to the wifi.
— Alie Martell (@aliemartell) November 25, 2015
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