The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant -- but succinct -- wisdom. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious 140-character musings. For this week's great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
If we didn't have the outside of the cinnamon roll the center would become as hard as the outside. *keeps meditating*
— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) March 17, 2016
Things #767 that keeps me up at night: thinking there's a tv comedy I haven't seen that would be my favorite show if I could find it.
— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) March 17, 2016
HOTNOYING, adjective: when a dude is flames but knows it and also wants to explain all of his tattoos and vegan lifestyle to you
— dodai (@dodaistewart) March 14, 2016
QUESTION: if you could ask a group full of bros anything, what would it be? (except for "why")
— Tracy Clayton (@brokeymcpoverty) March 17, 2016
Sext: Shut me down like a Trump rally.
— Kashana (@kashanacauley) March 12, 2016
every time Bernie and Hilary fans start fighting it's like my parents are getting divorced all over again and Hitler might be my new stepdad
— Kaylee Harles (@Kalarlis) March 14, 2016
My 5 year plan is to watch everything on Netflix
— Brittani Nichols (@BisHilarious) March 15, 2016
True Life: I can't stop singing 'Work' at work and I think my colleagues secretly hate me
— Zeba Blay (@zblay) March 18, 2016
do you think somewhere Ben Carson's Ambien just wore off and he's like "Oh boy I did what?! RAN FOR PRESIDENT LOL"
— Noël Wells (@RealTomHankz) March 11, 2016
Trump is if Florida was all one person
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) March 16, 2016
My entire car is basically run by a computer but the clock can't automatically adjust for daylight savings?
— KB (@KaraRBrown) March 13, 2016
Love this weather but dreading the first really warm since right now my legs are whiter than Trump's campaign staff
— Michelle Markowitz (@michmarkowitz) March 16, 2016
This Guy Went Undercover To See What It’s *Really* Like Online For Women Because People Don’t Take Them At Their Word Anyway He’s A Hero
— Bec Shaw (@Brocklesnitch) March 17, 2016
Does anyone know the exact moment where the pain of exercise starts feeling good? It's been 24 years and I'm getting worried
— Jazmine Hughes (@jazzedloon) March 14, 2016
The hardest part of Twitter is finding out people who make hilarious jokes about burritos have a 4th grade understanding of government.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) March 18, 2016
Why is there no box for "revenge" under weight loss goals
— Mindy Furano (@MindyFurano) March 14, 2016
GUY: you'd be prettier with a tan
— Sam Escobar (@myhairisblue) March 14, 2016
ME: pic.twitter.com/aQJXr4SgbU
every politician: washington is broken
— Ariel Edwards-Levy (@aedwardslevy) March 17, 2016
washington: oh, we'll show you broken
But do you remember where you were when you found out Jamie Lynn Spears was pregnant
— Carly Ledbetter (@ledbettercarly) March 16, 2016
For my bday I want a cake of Hillary's face (not smiling) w/ "Free Kesha" spelled in frosting and cigarette candles in honor of Marcia Clark
— Lauren Brown (@LaurenBrownMD) March 18, 2016
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