Weddings are sacred and beautiful occasions, blah blah blah. But they are also excellent fodder for the Twitterverse.
Look no further than the 16 tweets below, which will have you snickering in 140 characters or less.
(Wedding)
— Rain-Bo Bice (@Pro_Jones_) January 10, 2016
Priest: They've written their vows
Wife: *recites beautiful vows*
Me: *takes out notecard* I love you and cheese the same amount
Me as a bride: "does anyone have tide to go? I just ate a bunch of Cheetos and wiped my hands on my dress"
— AL (@Lloydasaurus) March 19, 2016
Word to the wise: If someone invites you to their wedding, it's bad form to say, "Sorry I can't make it, but I'll come to your next one".
— Nicholas Sparks (@NicholasSparks) June 6, 2011
[at my own wedding] can I stay in the car
— tina (@tinatbh) March 18, 2014
just googled "woman who goes to a lot of weddings" because i was trying to remember some movie but google was like "bitch that's you"
— Jazmine Hughes (@jazzedloon) October 16, 2015
Considering potential wedding hashtags is the new doodling your first name with his last
— Kate (@katethewasp) March 8, 2016
A wedding guest list is the single most political thing you will ever do unless you become the President of the United States of America.
— Dawn O'Porter (@hotpatooties) March 15, 2012
[my wedding]
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 18, 2015
Priest: Do you take this woman to have and-
Me: I agree
Priest: Don't you want to hear-
Me: I never read the user agreement
congrats on your engagement 2 people viewed my linkedin profile this week so things are lookin good over here as well
— Ali V. (@alivingiano) August 30, 2015
look all i want is someone who'll interrupt my wedding to tell me they love me more than my fiance
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) February 19, 2016
Do you, Karen, take David the Optometrist to be your lawfully wedded husband, for better or worse? Better... or worse? Better... or worse?
— Ollie Garch (@ojedge) November 28, 2014
me showing up at a destination wedding: "I am your present, bitches!" pic.twitter.com/0Xc7vHVc3h
— Loryn Brantz (@LorynBrantz) March 14, 2016
Struggling w/ my wedding vows. So far just have: I see you when you're sleeping. I know when you're awake. I know if you've been bad or good
— Joanna Borns (@robotics) April 3, 2016
Sorry I can't make it to your wedding, but it's just not an Instagrammable enough location.
— Gennefer Gross (@Gennefer) May 27, 2015
The last wedding I went to the bride threw the bouquet and ran backwards into everyone to catch it herself. #WeddingFail
— tanner (@tannersthename) March 23, 2016
Minister: And now your wedding vows
— Victor Pope Jr (@VictorPopeJr) January 27, 2016
Groom: A E I O U
Bride: Omg do u ever take anything seriously?
Groom: sometimes....why?
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