23 Signs You're Actually In A Relationship With Food

Who needs a bae when you have baecon? πŸ‘… πŸ’¦

The kind of love you have with food is probably the ultimate definition of relationship goals. Food is the best listener, a source of comfort, and (most importantly) always there for you and your taste buds. And what better way to capture your mouth-watering relationship with food than with Joey Tribbiani narrating the whole love story?

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The closest you come to finding true love is always with food.
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Your love for food goes above and beyond the five-second rule.
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You are loud and proud when it comes to your edible bae.
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In your world, every pizza is a personal pizza.
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Your heart is always open and ready for more noms.
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What you have with food is more passionate than most relationships you know.
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And definitely more committed, too.
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You're not afraid to try new and adventurous flavors.
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You see nothing wrong with a little ~sweet~ foreplay.
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Your idea of a hot date requires cutlery and a hearty appetite.
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And if it's not edible, you're not into it.
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Your relationship with food is strictly monogamous.
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And when someone steals food off your plate, it's basically like getting cheated on.
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Because your food is for your mouth (and heart) only.
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And God forbid if anyone dares to indulge in your favorite eats without you. That's also like getting cheated on, right? Right.
16
You own elastic waistband pants for ~special occasions.~
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And you're more than happy to date multiple dishes at a time.
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No meal is too much for you to handle. The way you see it, more food just means more for you to love.
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Your priorities revolve entirely around when the next meal is happening.
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The thought of ever having to choose between food and sex is absolutely brutal.
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You always come prepared to meet a new and delicious snack to munch on.
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You've been known to get disturbingly "hangry" when having food withdrawal.
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You've experienced a foodgasm or two in your time.

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