It's not until you've been married for a few decades that the wedding vow "till death do us part" takes on a whole new meaning.
After the whirlwind romance, honeymoon and puppy love, here's what long-term commitment looks like as told by some hilarious tweets.
My husband is never sexier than when he offers to do the grocery shopping. Hell, after you've been married this long, it's nearly foreplay.
— JerseyJenn2LA (@JerseyJenn2LA) June 27, 2012
my parents have been married for over 30 years as of today. they say the secret to their success is that they haven't killed each other yet
— Proud Disco Dad (@MrFlamingosis) May 24, 2016
Is it that I've been married too long when I don't want to go out on #ValentinesDay because it's going to be FREEZING?
— Lauren Young (@ThisIsLaurenY) February 12, 2016
You know you have been married a long time, when you both buy each other the same anniversary card. Again.
— SandiK (@runnerkinney) May 24, 2016
31 years. I've officially been married long enough to use the old joke "you don't get that long for murder".
— Mark Syder (@MarkSyder) May 25, 2016
You know you've been married too long when taking gas-x counts as foreplay.
— Quincy Miller (@big_hungry_joe) January 16, 2016
You know you've been married a long time when your children are spending night elsewhere a & nap ranks very high on possible things to do
— Karl Kling (@CoachKling) December 26, 2015
Me- How long have you guys been married?
— Kyleigh Cox (@ky_cox8) June 1, 2016
Grandpa-47 years.
Me-What are you gonna do for your anniversary?
Grandpa-Go to the chiropractor.😂
You know you’ve been married a long time when “In the mood” means …we’re getting brownies
— Bob Moher (@BobMoher) April 21, 2016
Bob Moher Show... https://t.co/7e41qXiDAe
You know you've been married too long when you decide to walk around scantily clad and he continues to play XBOX without ant interruption...
— Kim (@kimmeyjoe) April 15, 2016
You know you've been married a long time when you know exactly which tv shows you can talk over.
— Kim Lockhart (@kimlockhartga) March 12, 2016
You know you've been married a long time when a new dryer for Valentine's Day you are genuinely excited about
— aliphillips (@aliphillips) February 14, 2016
Oh. A foot massage does count as sex when you've been married 30 years
— Rhonda Pollero (@RhondaPollero) July 12, 2011
How you know you've been married for 25 years? When a trip to Target is your "date"...sad, but true!
— Penny Watson (@PennyRomance) February 19, 2015
@mrsmelva been married a very long time Separate houses looking very good at moment while listening to his snoring :)
— Sue Waters (@suewaters) March 17, 2013