Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson clearly doesn't remember how candy works.
The internet recently found out The Rock hasn't had candy since 1989, and it kind of shows.
On "The Tonight Show" Thursday, Jimmy Fallon presented the "Central Intelligence" actor with some of the greatest creations on the planet, and this happened:
It saddens me that our Sour Patch Kids need to grow up in a world where this takes place.
(First they're sour; then they're sweet; then they're numbing their senses to hide the pain.)
The concept of candy is pretty simple. You put it in your mouth; you chew; your life is better. That's it. Thankfully, Fallon eventually ended the madness by getting the actor to do just that.
Our long national nightmare ended after The Rock finally ate some Pop Rocks. Because 'Merica. That's why.
"The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon" airs weeknights at 11:35 p.m. ET on NBC.