This 7-Year-Old Slays Twitter Without Even Knowing It

Truth. ✌🏽️

A photo posted by kellyoxford (@kellyoxford) on Jun 15, 2016 at 5:34pm PDT

7yr old "Do women get their periods on weekends too?"
Me "Yes"
7yr old mutters to herself "Jesus Christ"

— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) November 20, 2015

7YO telling our pro Trump, US border immigration officer, "Trump's Mexico wall is racist" Is the closest I'll get to a cocaine high again.

— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) June 19, 2016

7YO just asked if there is such a thing as weed ice cream, if you ever wondered what it's like to raise kids in LA.

— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) December 19, 2015

Husband to 7yr old daughter: Do you want to go see the Hunger Games?

7yr old, very dryly: I don't even know what that is.
👍🏽

— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) November 28, 2015

7YO, while cooking dinner:
"Salmon is so beautiful. I feel bad for eating it. I should be vegetarian." Sighs, "But meat tastes too good."

— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) April 29, 2016

7yo just managed to make me feel young then old in one sentence, "Mom, you were alive when Michael Jackson was alive?!"

— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) February 23, 2016

7yo "Is Ellen a girl? Is she a transfer girl?"
Me "She's lesbian."
7yo "So basically just gay. Got it. Like all my friends moms."

— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) December 30, 2015

7yo "They have night cameras on Survivor? Guess they can't have sex"
Me "I can't believe you said that.
7yo "I can't believe I did either."

— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) March 5, 2016

Waiter: You finished dessert fast; want anything else?
Bea 7yo: No thanks (Whispers to self) kinda weird to ask that after serving dessert.

— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) May 22, 2016

7YO singing along to Beyonce's HOLD UP, stops, whispers..
"I'm so glad Beyoncé wrote this song. I'm so glad her husband cheated on her."

— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) April 28, 2016

"Tupac is dead?!" - my poor 7YO learning life's hard lessons tonight.

— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) February 13, 2016

Me "Bea, you're seven, you don't need a purse. When I was seven I didn't have one."

Bea "You lived in Alberta!!!"

— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) April 23, 2016

I can put your little sister singing that you like big balls on Instagram too. #jazzhands #7yrolds

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