With all the drama going on in the Trump campaign -- specifically Corey Lewandowski being fired -- we thought it might be a good idea to help the scores of people who will undoubtedly be clawing for a job on Trump's team.
Just think of the perks!
- The best wall coverage of any insurance plan
- Working with people just like you only like you
- Working anonymously in spiffy white uniforms and hats
- That rewarding sense that you're part of Earth's last generation something big
Here are the best of the best offerings from this week's hashtag game, #JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ.
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ Before we begin, let me just check with my card pic.twitter.com/O7RWmibdpR
— Not Roger Smith (@JamesMorgan92) June 21, 2016
You're not secretly brown in any way, shape, or form, are you? #JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
— Richard Jeter (@MilesToGo13) June 21, 2016
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ You're hired. Here's a pic of your unit in uniform, Small or extra small codpiece? pic.twitter.com/KENdyCk7o7
— (((Baba Adeptus))) (@adept2u) June 21, 2016
WE SHALL OVER COMB!#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ pic.twitter.com/zxgwOnrZOK
— wade howell (@WadeoTheBagMan) June 21, 2016
Please check to indicate your race:
— T (@digitalb21) June 21, 2016
_________ ___________
Caucasian Not Qualified#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
"Okay last question, how degrading is too degrading for you?" #JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
— Ryan O'Connell (@ryanoconnell79) June 21, 2016
How much do people hate you? A lot!? Welcome aboard Nickelback! #JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
— Daryl Determinedly (@DarylONT) June 21, 2016
Please describe the Obama presidency in three racist tweets or less. Bonus points for emoji! #JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ @HuffPostComedy
— Ben Hooper (@BenHooperWrites) June 21, 2016
"Tell me about your eagle-wrangling skill set..." #JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ @lancegould @HuffPostComedy pic.twitter.com/bGWQsrDHMQ
— Steve Williams (@swillmedia) June 21, 2016
No I don't mind being humiliated in public.
— Chuy Biscochitos (@krodNM) June 21, 2016
Why do you ask?#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ @HuffPostComedy pic.twitter.com/nxeFo3wkCB
I'm a 35 year old woman & can be a great asset #JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ @lancegould @HuffPostComedy pic.twitter.com/MrRlfblflC
— Jillian⚡️ (@Pheramuse) June 21, 2016
Just remember my motto,
— Hillary Miller (@CricketArt67) June 21, 2016
"My customers are always white." #JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ@HuffPostComedy
I'm gonna give you some hypothetical situations, and you tell me how you would blame them on Muslims. #JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
— Richard Jeter (@MilesToGo13) June 21, 2016
Were you in New York during the 7/11 events? #JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
— Yaron Melman (@NrouteHQ) June 21, 2016
Are you bleeding from your whatever? #JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
— supeЯReeves (@supereeves_) June 21, 2016
At what point did you know Obama was from Kenya? #JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
— Michael Schirtzer (@MicSchirtzer) June 21, 2016
Sorry, but @realDonaldTrump already has "a black"....Next!!! #JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ #NeverTrump #ImWithHer pic.twitter.com/4g3OBvCp2l
— Joe Firefighter (@DBFR118) June 21, 2016
Say the most horrible thing you can possibly think of. #JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
— Caileigh Howe (@DameDeLesChats) June 21, 2016
"On a scale of Taco Bowl to Illegal, just how Mexican are you?" #JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
— Andy McDonald (@iamandymcdonald) June 21, 2016
finish this statement "i'm not racist but..." #JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
— i am not jasmine, (@iAMaladden) June 21, 2016
Make sure you wear your best rug #JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ pic.twitter.com/5IhUh0tczX
— -^Tim Watts^- (@twattstweets) June 21, 2016
How attached to your soul are you exactly? #JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ @lancegould
— View from my Office (@viewfrommyoffic) June 21, 2016
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