The name “Kevin” has never been quite the same since 1990, when Macaulay Culkin, playing a character of the same name, spilled Pepsi all over some fresh pizzas, got stuck sleeping in the hide-a-bed with Fuller, and made his family disappear — all in one movie.
While you can’t throw a rock on Etsy without hitting 700 objects bearing the words “Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal” — which, ahem, wasn’t spoken until the sequel, FYI — we’ve unearthed some true “Home Alone” gems for the superfan in your life.
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The Screaming Boy Lapel Pin, $11
Wear this pin so that when your older brother says he wouldn't let you sleep in his bedroom if you were growing on his a**, you can let it do the emoting.
Les Incompetents T-Shirt, from $22
Wear this the next time your Paris trip gets ruined by your bratty little brother. You'll make lots of French friends.
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"Home Alone" Earrings, from $6.47
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Use your earlobes to warn the world about the dangers of aftershave.
"Home Alone" DVD Set With Hat, $14.99
Yeah, DVDs are so passé, but wow, look at that hat! You can put it on before trying to figure out the impossible physics of how Kevin could sled down his stairs and somehow shoot straight out of his front door. Movie magic.
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"Home Alone" Authorized Coloring Book, $14.99
Color in your favorite "Home Alone" scenes after eating your highly nutritious microwavable macaroni-and-cheese dinner.
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