Hey! I know! Let's get into a blanket together and talk about how much we hate each other!! #TheBachelor
— Jenny Mollen (@jennyandteets) January 31, 2017
"I'll take gas lighting for 300, Alex." - Corinne #TheBachelor
— Dana Weiss (@Possessionista) January 31, 2017
This debate about the definition of emotional intelligence is really affecting my mental health. #TheBachelor
— Olivia Caridi (@OliviaCaridi) January 31, 2017
Corinne: Make him fall in love with you. Act mature.
— Sandra Di (@Sandra_Di_) January 31, 2017
Corinne to Corinne: Tattle on the other girls and call them mean.
#thebachelor pic.twitter.com/ByBujMLkcb
"Maturity"? Sorry, Nick, but I do not think that word means what you think it means. #TheBachelor
— Kristen Baldwin (@KristenGBaldwin) January 31, 2017
Corinne: "I'm not an idiot, Taylor. I run a multi-million-dollar business empire."
— Bachelor Burn Book (@bachelorburnbk) January 31, 2017
Taylor: "You doooooo?" #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/iw72v9pqTg
Taylor looking exhausted. Corinne like "See! This is why I take naps!!!" #TheBachelor
— Robert Mills (@Millsy11374) January 31, 2017
These poor women have turned into ice cold popsicles. Very beautiful, well-dressed popsicles. #TheBachelor
— Jordan K. Turgeon (@jordanturgeon) January 31, 2017
Can't decide if I'm more shocked that I still don't know 1/2 these women's names or that the ladies are allowed to wear coats #TheBachelor
— Final Rose (@TheFinalRose) January 31, 2017
Alexis wore a shark costume and is still on the show. Remember that the next time you wonder why a guy is into a certain girl. #TheBachelor
— Jared Freid (@jtrain56) January 31, 2017
The Haunted Mansion is full of carbs. #TheBachelor
— Jill Biden (@JillBidenVeep) January 31, 2017
In case you forgot what a 2-on-1 date looks like on #thebachelor pic.twitter.com/Sg8ScjXe5v
— Andrea Lavinthal (@andilavs) January 31, 2017
Things I know about Corrine:
— Caa DiWilliams (@TheBachBetch_) January 31, 2017
1.Has a nanny
2. Loves moon bounces
3. Loves jumping on hotel beds
4. She is "so mature"
#TheBachelor
Nick is DTF obvi
— roxane gay (@rgay) January 31, 2017
"What a coincidence! A random concert with another up-and-coming artist for our listening pleasure!" - every ep of #TheBachelor
— Michelle Collins (@michcoll) January 31, 2017
Why can't people get along when they live, drink, travel, date, eat, talk, sleep together and date the same person? #explain #thebachelor
— Benjamin Higgins (@benhiggi) January 31, 2017
OMG if Nick meets Rachel's dad he's literally going to have to TELL IT TO THE JUDGE. #TheBachelor
— Kristen Baldwin (@KristenGBaldwin) January 31, 2017
Nick points out he's already asked two sets of parents for their permission to marry daughters. Which is two times more than most people.
— Jennifer Mendelsohn (@CleverTitleTK) January 31, 2017
Plot twist: The ghosts in this haunted house are actually all the people from past seasons who got sent home on 2-on-1 dates. #TheBachelor
— Lindsay Holmes (@lindsaygholmes) January 31, 2017
The Ouija board reads, "Why did you make love to me if you are not in love with me." #TheBachelor
— Dana Weiss (@Possessionista) January 31, 2017
Plost twist: Corinne is Mae. And her nanny is bringing the doll back. #TheBachelor
— Princess Problems (@PrincessProbz) January 31, 2017
"Will #TheBachelor help keep us laughing and sane during the next four years?"
— Jessica Goodman (@jessgood) January 31, 2017
Omg thanks so much for asking this q guys pic.twitter.com/i2ossDnqfi
In real life has anyone said the words "I can see myself falling in love with you"?
— BachShitCray (@Bach_ShitCray) January 31, 2017
Bro I'm over the Corinne and Taylor drama #TheBachelor
— Alexis Waters (@awatazzz) January 31, 2017
Producers: Go home Taylor. Taylor: I want to bring the drama. Producers: Here's the address where they are. #TheBachelor
— Amy Lippert (@Amy_Zing) January 31, 2017
She gets my 🌹 for sure. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/CQCN4SLsaY
— Ashley Spivey (@AshleySpivey) January 31, 2017
Texts from @ryanjreilly #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/3g5WNWq1ET
— Elise Foley (@elisefoley) January 31, 2017
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