Its #TheBachelor time or as I like to call it "kids go in the other room while we stare at our phones for a couple hours" #qualitytime
— Evan Bass (@ebassclinics) February 7, 2017
Anything bad said about Corrine is fake news. #TheBachelor
— Cocky Chris Harrison (@ChrisMFHarrison) February 7, 2017
Corinne when she sees Taylor show up #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/549mSrc322
— Bachelor Husband (@BachelorHusband) February 7, 2017
Corinne seems like the type of girl who hates anywhere she's seated in a restaurant. #TheBachelor
— Jared Freid (@jtrain56) February 7, 2017
When u literally would sacrifice your firstborn to make a conversation end #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/VXNdYAmFlL
— Jordyn Taylor (@jordynhtaylor) February 7, 2017
What kind of idiot keeps the villain this long? Besides me I mean. #TheBachelor
— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 7, 2017
Corinne when Taylor returned, but didn't sway Nick's opinion about her #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/9MlfFkecAp
— Robyn Ross (@RobynRossTV) February 7, 2017
They could be driving up to a fucking Olive Garden and someone would always say "This is SO gorgeous." #TheBachelor
— The Bachelor Bros (@bachbros) February 7, 2017
"I feel like we're all pretty confident. I just hope it's not false confidence." - Raven
— Dana Weiss (@Possessionista) February 7, 2017
"Alternative confidence?" - Me#theBachelor
Aw, Dolphin Shark is being released back into the wild. #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/XRv45wkWQI
— Jill Biden (@JillBidenVeep) February 7, 2017
Get you someone who looks at you the way Corrine looks at Lorna #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/zcvktjeEY0
— Becky Winters (@its_b_dubs31) February 7, 2017
*Raquel discovers that Corinne is using Lorna as a nanny*
— Nick (@TheFakeBachelor) February 7, 2017
Corinne: "For the last time, Raquel. WE WERE ON A BREAK."#TheBachelor
DELETE THIS. #thebachelor https://t.co/VeZIpPujAj
— Corinne's Nanny (@corinnesnanny) February 7, 2017
"Group dates are rad. I love when I can taste my roommates lip gloss." - said no one ever #TheBachelor
— CatherineGiudiciLowe (@clmgiudici) February 7, 2017
I hate volleyball when I’m sober so I’m sure I’d get violent if I had to play drunk, in a bikini, on tv. #TheBachelor
— Ashley Spivey (@AshleySpivey) February 7, 2017
When your drunk friend won't stop talking about the guy who clearly doesn't like her. #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/fCWuv6WXgZ
— Kristen Baldwin (@KristenGBaldwin) February 7, 2017
Jasmine: Put yourself out there.
— drew clayton (@drewclayton) February 7, 2017
Evil Jasmine: Tell him you want to strangle him. #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/w3igW2eySG
Nick trying to get away from Jasmine #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/xTFfseqFrw
— Nick Hautman (@nickhautman) February 7, 2017
Whitney: "i didnt see this coming"
— TCS (@just_tiffanyyy) February 7, 2017
America:" u serious lol we just learned your name this episode" #TheBachelor
WHITNEY IS FAKE NEWS. #TheBachelor
— Alisa Williams (@AWWritesStories) February 7, 2017
Whitney, you still on the island? Write your coordinates on a turtle shell & send it out to sea. I'll bring my raft to you. #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/biBfpMs0IC
— Olivia Caridi (@OliviaCaridi) February 7, 2017
I figured it out. #TheBachelor gets such good ratings bc each season they leave a woman alone on an island as a sacrifice for the Gods.
— tori (@torinottori) February 7, 2017
Danielle L.: I'm falling in love with you. I feel like we're both on the same page.
— Drunk Dolphin (@DrunkDolphinGal) February 7, 2017
Nick: If you mean the last page, yup. #TheBachelor
I get anxiety over deciding what I will eat for dinner, I can't imagine choosing between beautiful people each week #TheBachelor
— karlee grundeis (@karleegrundeis) February 7, 2017
Nick running away from the possibility of getting engaged this season. #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/N3CxYlVhOl
— Kelly Moore (@kellymo222) February 7, 2017
Plot twist: Nick sends himself home. Chris Hanson takes his long-awaited place as the bachelor. #TheBachelor
— April Shernisky (@ashernisky) February 7, 2017
It's ok Nick you'll come back in the second half #TheBachelor @CrickWatsonMD pic.twitter.com/wBV32CWtK8
— claire david (@Claire__David) February 7, 2017
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