Pro-tip: When you’re crying yourself to sleep on Valentine’s Day, wipe away your tears with candy hearts. The chalky texture will absorb tears faster than most other candies.
Oh hey, speaking of crying and candy, for HuffPost Comedy’s latest hashtag game, we imagined what the #WhiteHouseCandyHearts have written on them, and it went pretty well. Here are some of the very best tweets.
I Alternative Hate You #WhiteHouseCandyHearts @HuffPostComedy
— Richard Jeter (@MilesToGo13) February 14, 2017
Pee my Valentine #WhiteHouseCandyHearts
— Randi Mayem Singer (@rmayemsinger) February 14, 2017
Roses are red
— Ben Hooper (@BenHooperWrites) February 14, 2017
POTUS is orange
This poem rhymes.
Period.#WhiteHouseCandyHearts @HuffPostComedy
USSR SO SPECIAL. #WhiteHouseCandyHearts
— Orangina Bo Beena (@LaNaranjaMala) February 14, 2017
Stay In Skool! #WhiteHouseCandyHearts @BetsyDeVos @realDonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/EHbkJaRfxr
— Perez (@ThePerezHilton) February 14, 2017
KKKall Me #WhiteHouseCandyHearts
— Rachel Marie Stone (@Rachel_M_Stone) February 14, 2017
YOUR
— CK (@charley_ck14) February 14, 2017
SMART
~ Betsy DeVos, Education Secretary #WhiteHouseCandyHearts@HuffPostComedy pic.twitter.com/BSqifIPcFy
You Vlad me at Hello #WhiteHouseCandyHearts @HuffPostComedy
— View from my Office (@viewfrommyoffic) February 14, 2017
@HuffPostComedy "But Her Emails!" #WhiteHouseCandyHearts
— Marc Lombardi (@marclombardi) February 14, 2017
BE MY FETUS' HOST #WhiteHouseCandyHearts
— Amanda M-W (@Manda_like_wine) February 14, 2017
Grab Her by the 🐱 #WhiteHouseCandyHearts @HuffPostComedy pic.twitter.com/KehQog1Hic
— MJ⛳️ (@MJGWrites) February 14, 2017
THIS IS CYANIDE AND YOU'RE WELCOME. #WhiteHouseCandyHearts
— James Schlarmann (@JamboSchlarmbo) February 14, 2017
Be Mein!#WhiteHouseCandyHearts
— Doc (@DocDarnell) February 14, 2017
Crazy 4 Easy D #WhiteHouseCandyHearts
— Ami (@ohhsquirrel) February 14, 2017
#WhiteHouseCandyHearts
— WhoGivesAFuqEmporium (@RobertOmegaDoom) February 14, 2017
Your Sheets Or Mine? pic.twitter.com/vIRisjWDNI
Be My Wall #WhiteHouseCandyHearts
— Aaron Weinbaum (@aaronsayswhat1) February 14, 2017
I'LL SEE YOU IN COURTSHIP#WhiteHouseCandyHearts
— The Layoff Kids (@LayoffKids) February 14, 2017
ALL HEARTS MATTER #WhiteHouseCandyHearts
— Portmanteau Jones (@SadlyCatless) February 14, 2017
Made in China#WhiteHouseCandyHearts@HuffPostComedy
— Paul Lander (@paul_lander) February 14, 2017
Fake candy. Sad! #WhiteHouseCandyHearts
— Kathleen Harris (@sweetjesilu) February 14, 2017
#WhiteHouseCandyHearts
— Book Man Dan (@BookmanDan) February 14, 2017
Swipe Alt-Right
Open your border, girl #WhiteHouseCandyHearts
— K. (@kittykaresless) February 14, 2017
I Do Nazi A Future Without You In It#WhiteHouseCandyHearts
— Corey Miller (@StopEatingBees) February 14, 2017
