There’s no question: Pizza is a fantastic food. Milk is also great ― especially when there are cookies nearby. But by no means should these entities ever cross paths.
After all, pizza has CHEESE on it. Cheese has milk in it. Adding milk to the equation is just asking your body to bring on a stomachache. That’s too much dairy!!
Still, some people insist it’s great.
One Twitter user tweeted an otherwise non-offensive slice of pepperoni pizza dunked unceremoniously into a giant glass of milk. Their caption to this horrific image? “Pizza + Milk = a great combination😋😋😋”
Pizza + Milk = a great combination😋😋😋 pic.twitter.com/G9LGvTatjF
— zay (@IsaiahDaGawdd) March 3, 2017
No, IsaiahDaGawdd. That is not a great combination. Who raised you?
We refuse to accept this marriage of pizza and milk. The internet refuses to accept this:
I was having a good day until twitter started showing me people dipping their pizza in milk......
— Darrell Moreis (@thereal_DeeRell) March 6, 2017
Dipping your pizza in milk...that's sickening.
— Fizzle Meister (@agizzlefizzle12) March 6, 2017
ppl have been eating pineapple pizza fINE in pEACE now y'all are dunking pizza in milk w peas and shit for rt's, PIZZA HAS DONE NOTHING TO U pic.twitter.com/Trjeh1G1Hu
— shellet ✨ (@heyitsshelley) March 6, 2017
I just watched my friend dip her slice of pizza in a glass of milk and I am going to cry what the fuck that's not okay
— Willow (@worstorgasm) March 6, 2017
why would you disrespect pizza like this? https://t.co/hPc8fd5yHb
— jenshin (@jennifshin) March 4, 2017
Just seen a picture of pizza being dunked into milk... I am completely disturbed... 🙈🍕
— Roberta Ann (@Robbi_V) March 5, 2017
I read somewhere that people are WILLINGLY dipping their pizza in milk and I will not sit here quietly while such atrocities are going on
— ramón (@RGKMC_) March 4, 2017
if you dip your pizza in milk you are going straight to hell, do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars
— DM PUNK (@TACOSONTHELOW) March 6, 2017
Save the pizza and drink your milk with cookies instead.
This story has been updated.
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