President Donald Trump’s claims that Barack Obama had his phones in Trump Tower wiretapped — without presenting any evidence or rationale — at least got the Twitterverse thinking: “What would a someone who bugged my home find out about me?”
Lots of tweets referred to some embarrassing stuff.
#IfIWereWireTapped you'd think I was having sex but I'm really just eating cheesecake.
— Jessica Wilder (@JessicaNexus) March 6, 2017
Subject continually asks dog whether he is or is not a good boy. TV is often paused to provide "legal" explanation to dog.#IfIWereWireTapped
— Lawyer Thoughts (@lawyerthoughts) March 6, 2017
#ifiwerewiretapped "Yes, Sir. We've got 45 pages of him ordering pizza. Yes, he always orders the same thing. Yes, he is peculiar, Sir."
— Frankp (@FrankJPaladino) March 6, 2017
#IfIWereWireTapped People listening: " is he still watching Golden Girls reruns? It has been 5 days".
— S.C. O'Donnell (@SCODonnell1) March 6, 2017
#IfIWereWireTapped you'd hear lots of water splashing. My life is baths and dishes. pic.twitter.com/dpP6OsLew6
— Trad Ex Girlfriend (@Bedhead_) March 6, 2017
Then there were the testaments to dull and lonely lives.
#IfIWereWireTapped I could be used like a sleeping pill for the people who are listening.
— WarriorOWL (@SDinguss) March 6, 2017
#IfIWereWireTapped they would hear nothing but silence occasionally broken with a deep sigh.
— rockitwilson (@rockitwilson) March 6, 2017
#IfIWereWireTapped they'd bust down the door and hug me just outta concern.
— Connie (@xonjie123) March 6, 2017
And the vague, slightly more worrisome, tweets.
#IfIWereWireTapped all the agents assigned to me would either quit in horror or else make an appointment with me.
— mistressmatisse (@mistressmatisse) March 6, 2017
#IfIWereWireTapped I would be in hand cuffs.
— John Ballance (@Jbxpress) March 6, 2017
#IfIWereWireTapped I'd be back in jail
— magna (@mentalerase) March 6, 2017
Finally, the inevitable Trump zingers:
@realDonaldTrump #IfIwerewiretapped right now, you would hear frequent exclamations like "What an idiot" & "this won't last 4 years" & "OMG"
— Gig in glitter 💍 (@GiggleTa) March 5, 2017
#IfIWereWireTapped I wouldn't be whining about it like that snotty bitch with a comb-over
— White Night (@antiserenity) March 6, 2017
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