Trump Tower Microwaves Cleared Of Wrongdoing In Wiretapping Claim

"Beep ... beep ... beep."
Illustration: Andy McDonald / HuffPost Photos: Getty

A spokesmicrowave from Trump Tower’s 12th floor held a press conference today, celebrating House Intelligence Committee Chairman Devin Nunes’ findings that he saw no evidence that then-President Obama wiretapped Trump Towers to spy on then-presidential candidate Donald Trump.

“Beep, beep, beep,” said the microwave in three equally spaced notes. It said nothing more, then gave a longer, more sustained beep until a reporter opened its door.

A human source close to the microwaves told HuffPost Comedy that “after all the drama, they’d like to take a long, three- to five-minute vacation, depending on their wattage. Maybe get wiped down with a damp paper towel.”

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