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27 Tweets That Sum Up What It's Like To Live With A Cat

If your cat isn't an assh*le, then you have a dog.
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Senior Lifestyle Reporter, HuffPost

If your cat had to put up a Craigslist roommate listing, it would say: “I’m an assh*le, but I’ll grow on you. (No dogs, please.)”

Below, 27 times your cat was the biggest jerk in your home, but also the most loveable.

1
Face facts: Your cat is a gigantic jerk.
2
They destroy your property.
3
You can't have nice things; you have a cat.
4
They basically consider you a piece of furniture that brings them food.
5
They're DEMANDING.
6
They dont give a damn -- it's science:
7
They're super judge-y.
8
When the reality is, they have NO ROOM to judge.
9
THIS is what embarrassing behavior looks like you jerk.
10
You can always count on them to find the perfect place to puke.
11
And whine to get into the bathroom when it's occupied.
12
Seriously, why is it so important for them to partake in bowel movements?
13
Their bathroom is their fave room...until it's not.
14
Sorry not sorry, you smell dude.
15
No one has ever been more overdramatic than your cat.
16
Relaaax.
17
An hour after eating, they act like they're freaking famished.
18
They've never heard of sharing.
19
If you ever needed saving, your cat wouldn't be a hero.
20
They'd definitely let you die... but damn if that cutie can't slay a B&W photo shoot.
21
And when you think about, you've been a jerk to your cat , too.
22
Case in point: The cone of shame incident of 2017. #neverforget
23
*Second* case in point: This.
24
At the end of the day, cats are adorable.
25
And surprisingly thoughtful. (Flowers = an upgrade from the dead bird they brought you last week.)
26
Face it: Your cat is your ride-or-die homie...
27
And will be for the rest of your lives.

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