CIA Hacks into Bin Laden's Online Weight Watchers Journal!

Here's what they found.
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Breakfast -- Puffed Kashi + skim milk, 3 points, grumpy.
Snack -- Sleeve of Oreos, a MILLION points, I'm such a pig!
Lunch -- Rice cakes and self loathing, 1 point.
Snack -- ENTIRE Entenmann's cake, Ugh, I look like I'm wearing a suicide belt...of fat!
Dinner --Tuna on whole wheat, 6 points,Take that Bin Fatso.
Snack --Tobler-mother-effing-one! This is how they're gonna get me, isn't it?

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