Ode to the Catchy Pop-Song -- Parody of "Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)" by Kelly Clarkson

Pop-songs are notoriously catchy. So I've decided to show how a pop-song can ruined a young-man's life in the only way I found appropriate... parody style!
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Have you ever had a song stuck in your head? I mean really stuck in your head? For hours? For days? Of course, we've all been there. And most likely it's a song you would probably be ashamed of.

Pop-songs are notoriously catchy. One of the biggest singles right now is Kelly Clarkson's Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) .

So I've decided to show how a pop-song can ruined a young-man's life in the only way I found appropriate... parody style!

Enjoy my new hit parody that will no doubt be stuck in your head. Can't avoid it folks.

(Verse 1)

Listening to the radio
You're sitting home alone
The latest pop-song comes on
You let out a big groan

You want to turn it off
But something happens
Your foot is suddenly tapping to the beat
Your head starts bopping
You're not sure what's happening
If you think you can stop it, you're dead wrong

(Chorus)

These catchy pop songs has this power
Sing it a little louder
You somehow know every single word
These catchy pop songs has this power
Stuck in your head for hours
Rocking out to this, doesn't seem so wrong

What doesn't shame you makes you stronger, stronger
Thank God No one's watching this
These catchy pop songs has this power
Stuck in your head for hours
Rocking out to this, doesn't seem so wrong

(Verse 2)

One day you're at the mall with a hot new date
Suddenly the song comes on that you can't escape

You don't know what to do
Try to control it
You try to stop it, but you see...

(Chorus 2)

These catchy pop songs has this power
Sing it a little louder
You somehow know every single word
These catchy pop songs has this power
Stuck in your head for hours
Rocking out to this, now seems VERY wrong

What doesn't shame you makes you stronger, stronger
Can't believe everyone's watching this
These catchy pop songs has this power
Stuck in your head for hours
Rocking out to this, now seems very wrong

(Verse 3)

Thanks to you this song has ruined my life
Co-workers hate me and I can't find me a wife
Thanks to you the song haunts my dreams
No matter what I do, I can't seem to escape it
Here it is again...

(Chorus 3)

These catchy pop songs has this power
Sing it a little louder
You totally now know every word
These catchy pop songs has this power
Stuck in your head for hours
Rocking out to this, doesn't seem so wrong

What doesn't shame you makes you stronger, stronger
Thank God no one's watching this
These catchy pop songs has this power
Stuck in your head for hours
Rocking out to this, doesn't seem so wrong

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