Sometimes You Feel Like a Nut...

I like the dark chocolate, and I like the almond. Why on God's green earth don't the Peter Paul people make a dark chocolate Almond Joy? It makes absolutely no sense.
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Thank God Huffington Post has a place where you can post a non-political blog. 'Cause this is one thing that's been bugging me for years: why don't they have a dark chocolate Almond Joy? As you know, Mounds are dark chocolate. And Almond Joys are milk chocolate. I like the dark chocolate, and I like the almond. Why on God's green earth don't the Peter Paul people make a dark chocolate Almond Joy? It makes absolutely no sense.

Now I complained about this on the air, and the Peter Paul people sent me their dark chocolate Almond Joy, except all the coconut was chocolate. That's not what I want. I want an Almond Joy that's just like a Mounds except with an Almond. That's what I want.

I can't believe they haven't done this. Everyone is with me. Let's get behind this. It's crazy. Call the Peter Paul people at 1-800-468-1714 and beg them for a dark chocolate Almond Joy that's just like a Mounds, except with the almond. Thanks.

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