"Some things in life need to be mysterious," Peggy Noonan explained. Americans needed the Noon's guidance. You see, the unenlightened herd needs political elites to explain complicated and seemingly contradictory lessons in morality. Why is it okay if America tortures? Didn't we sign that Geneva Conventions thingy?
Nevermind. Aunt Peggy is here to explain away the bad thoughts. "Sometimes you need to just keep walking." Indeed.
Roger Cohen agrees, and as usual, wrote a succinct summation that would have made Hemingway blush at his own rambling oeuvre: "In a thicket of words lies plausible deniability when the time for horror's accounting arrives." Cohen translates a few paragraphs down: "I'm wary of the clamor for retribution." Oh.
Senate Democratic leaders, teaming with the Obama White House, rushed to support the study of Noonology, and said they would resist efforts to investigate the harsh interrogation methods used on detainees. (Emphasis mine).
Mr. Reid, who repeatedly denounced the use of harsh interrogation techniques when Mr. Bush was president, suggested that naming a special panel would signal an intent to exact "retribution" and he sought to paper over the disagreement with members of his own caucus, like Senator Patrick J. Leahy of Vermont, who want a commission.
Sweeping away the government's crimes is no longer the behavior of apologist sycophants. It's called Noonology, and now you can try it at home!
Got some unpaid parking tickets? Not a problem. You march right into your local courthouse, look that mean ole' judge right in his beady eyes, and say, "I'm not paying these tickets! I'm moving forward!"
Just lost your job? Never fear! Go rob a convenient store. When the cops try to arrest you, explain they're shattering life's sweet mysteries by prosecuting you under the law.
Neighbor playing loud music? Shoot him!** If society, or "the man," starts harassing you about murdering a human being, explain that retribution is pointless, and by trying to hold you accountable for your deeds, the cops are tearing at society's very fabric.
Noonology (n):
** I'm kidding. You'll totally go to jail because you don't work for the government and so the law applies to you.
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Any way we can get this to go viral??
Ed Schultz said it best on his radio talk show today, America is a country of laws. It doesn't matter who breaks them, they should be accountable.
Just think of the problems we wouldn't have if our leaders followed the laws. Immigration wouldn't be an issue. Education wouldn't be an issue.
Our leaders and their spokespeople have put us all in jeopardy because they're always changing or mis-interpreting the laws.
Noonology is now a part of my vocabulary.
Ick!
Again...she was there! So we are here! Peggy do yourself a favor..Stage Left!
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They have all lost their revelance to 2009... Time to just WALK AWAY...
Clinton's relationship had nothing to do with the investigation, yet it became the entire focus of it.
I notice no one tried to impeach Bush or Cheney for lying to Congress.
Bush violated US Laws related to Fraud and False Statements, Title 18, Chapter 47, Section 1001 and Conspiracy to Defraud the United States, Title 18, Chapter 19, Section 371.
That is an actual crime, while adultery is just unsavory.....
Indeed, sometimes one must kill the patient to cure the illness!
And, within this mental delusion is the flooring that has created colonialism; believing that at the core of one's predominance is so worthy that doing evil can be manageable for the known goodness sure to come from the stated greatness of its rule. This is such a corruptible and mentally unstable premise, yet it today underscores the last defense for those unable to play by a universal set of laws.
Who would know that holding ourselves accountable would be our grandest test?