Oh, Black Friday. That great stampede for bargain prices. There are so many coveted items during this nationwide shopping rush, but none is more sought after than the holiday "it" toy. And this year, it's gonna be the Zhu Zhu Pet. What is that you ask? I have no idea. But they look pretty adorable and mesmerizing. Lou Carlozo of Walletpop produced a music video to celebrate the shopping nuttiness that is Black Friday, called The Black Friday (Can't Get No Zhu Zhu Pet) Blues.
For all your Black Friday coverage, including best deals, store security, how to stay safe shopping on Cyber Monday, go here, to Walletpop's Black Friday page--it will be updating through the week, following deals n' steals.
Lyrics:
When the turkey's all done getting stuffed, then it's your turn
Twenty shopping bags you'll try to drag while your cash burns
You'll line up at midnight, stay awake the whole night through:
Going, going, Bakugan!!! No zhu zhu pets for you...
When Black Friday's done
Maybe you can get away
You're gonna need a vacation
From your happy holiday
Who gets to do the dirty work
So the kids can play?
There's no other way...
Tell me who needs XBox or the Nintendo Wii?
What we need is a video game called Shopping Spree
Jockey for your parking space, set debit cards on stun
Fight the mobs with martial arts, now don't that sound like fun?
When Black Friday's gone
Where's your happy Saturday?
You're gonna need a second job
With those bills to pay
So max out your credit cards
Sell your kids on eBay
What do you say?
Peace on Earth ... with Death Star Legos in every aisle
Goodwill toward men ... and robot dogs with programmed smiles
Today it's the perfect gift, tomorrow perfect trash
Oh well, if all else fails, there's always cold hard cash
There's always cold hard cash
There's always cold hard cash
When Black Friday's done
Maybe you can get away
You're gonna need a second job
With those bills to pay
Who gets to do the dirty work
So the kids can play?
What do you say?
To purchase the song, go to loucarlozo.com and scroll to the 3rd screen.