As speculation swirls about the future plans of ex-American Idol judge Paula Abdul, the former pop singer made it clear today that her plans do not include reality.
"Most people assume that I might do something in reality, but that's not going to happen," she told "Entertainment Tonight" in an exclusive interview. "Reality and me have never been a really good fit."
She did hint that the recent confirmation of Sonia Sotomayor has her eyeing future vacancies on the U.S. Supreme Court.
"I have almost as many years judging experience as she does, and I haven't said anything that could come back to haunt me," she said. More here.
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