PHOENIX (The Borowitz Report) -- Hours after a federal judge struck down Arizona's controversial immigration law, Gov. Jan Brewer decried the decision and vowed to block illegal immigrants on Facebook.
Speaking to reporters at the state capitol, a defiant Gov. Brewer pledged to build a "virtual wall" around Arizona's Facebook page, guarded by hit men from Mafia Wars.
"A federal judge has decided that these people can sneak over our border and live with us," Gov. Brewer said. "Well, they can't play Farmville with us." More here.
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