PORT AU PRINCE, HAITI (The Borowitz Report) -- Just when Haiti thought it had suffered every disaster imaginable, former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin decided to visit.
In the disaster-torn nation's capital, a leading government minister warned citizens to "prepare for the worst."
"We have suffered earthquakes, hurricanes, and disease," said Minister of Disaster Jean-Claude Mansaray. "But it remains to be seen whether we can withstand a disaster of Sarah Palin's magnitude."
Across Haiti, citizens prepared themselves for the possible devastation Palin might wreak, especially to their language and syntax.
"We have seen what she has done to English, and fear that she could do the same to French," Minister Mansaray said. More here.
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