First Borowitz Report Video Ever!

The Democratic Party has finally decided who's going to break it to Hillary that it's time to get out of the race:

Comments

[justobserve]

The most pathetic sight in the history of elections in this country: Hilary talks as if she is still in the race to win. Ihaven't seen any delusional person talks until now.

[the964kid]

"We were all rooting for you"

Not all of us...

[whatsmyname]

C'mon, at the Clinton, back porch bbq, Carville, he's the one over there in the swing that looks like a skinned bat -or penis with wire rims saying, "......hell, thieese thang hain't ovahhh. Raight Billy? Tyra, get me some that thar cool drink in the tub, yonder...... Mmm Mmm Mmmm, looka there Billy, oh buddy oh pal.... don't let Hill-ree seeya..."

[AmbivalentGuy]

I'm tired of the intra-party bashing here,
BUT this is funny.

Any Democrat in Nov, real liberals by 2112.

[David423]

Tyra Banks is as much a loser as is Hillary.

Tyra Banks is a one woman industry promoting
only herself at the expense of others. She doesn't
deserve the air time that people give her.

Neither does Hillary .

It's rather hard to tell either woman that it's time to get
down off the review stand. Your parade's gone by long ago.

[ann1]

I never thought of it but Tyra is the PERFECT person to hold a meeting with Mrs Clinton. My first choice has always been Flavor Flav

[TXfemmom]

Who elected Tyra Banks President? Going three quarters naked does not make one a Superdelegate. She and Oprah both need to take their its' black way or no way out of the public.

[Kim445588]

Exactly.

[adzeman]

Perfect.

[LeftLeaner]

As a Black identity oriented voter, I am not suprised that you want her out.

As a non-minority female voter, I'd like her to stay!

[joe757]

I saw that episode, it was funny then, and funny now.

[4wehttam]

Could have used some body gestures as well, like maybe some shoulder shaking or something.

[cambio]

haha

[mj11051]

Billary take Tyra's advice and pack your crap and go home LAMO

[rayonfog]

If you jumble up the letters in "Tyra Banks", you get "Vacant BSer", or "Yakant BSr", or something. I dunno. Dang she's got a big forehead.

[Scryinglass]

Lol... now that the big giant head has spoken, she should just get out of the race.