First Borowitz Report Video Ever!

The Democratic Party has finally decided who's going to break it to Hillary that it's time to get out of the race:

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Comments

[justobserve]

The most pathetic sight in the history of elections in this country: Hilary talks as if she is still in the race to win. Ihaven't seen any delusional person talks until now.

[the964kid]

"We were all rooting for you"

Not all of us...

[whatsmyname]

C'mon, at the Clinton, back porch bbq, Carville, he's the one over there in the swing that looks like a skinned bat -or penis with wire rims saying, "......hel­l, thieese thang hain't ovahhh. Raight Billy? Tyra, get me some that thar cool drink in the tub, yonder....­.. Mmm Mmm Mmmm, looka there Billy, oh buddy oh pal.... don't let Hill-ree seeya..."

[AmbivalentGuy]

I'm tired of the intra-party bashing here,
BUT this is funny.

Any Democrat in Nov, real liberals by 2112.

[David423]

Tyra Banks is as much a loser as is Hillary.

Tyra Banks is a one woman industry promoting
only herself at the expense of others. She doesn't
deserve the air time that people give her.

Neither does Hillary .

It's rather hard to tell either woman that it's time to get
down off the review stand. Your parade's gone by long ago.

[ann1]

I never thought of it but Tyra is the PERFECT person to hold a meeting with Mrs Clinton. My first choice has always been Flavor Flav

[TXfemmom]

Who elected Tyra Banks President? Going three quarters naked does not make one a Superdelegate. She and Oprah both need to take their its' black way or no way out of the public.

[Kim445588]

Exactly.

[adzeman]

Perfect.

[LeftLeaner]

As a Black identity oriented voter, I am not suprised that you want her out.

As a non-minority female voter, I'd like her to stay!

[joe757]

I saw that episode, it was funny then, and funny now.

[4wehttam]

Could have used some body gestures as well, like maybe some shoulder shaking or something.

[cambio]

haha

[mj11051]

Billary take Tyra's advice and pack your crap and go home LAMO

[rayonfog]

If you jumble up the letters in "Tyra Banks", you get "Vacant BSer", or "Yakant BSr", or something. I dunno. Dang she's got a big forehead.

[Scryinglass]

Lol... now that the big giant head has spoken, she should just get out of the race.