How To Get the Same Health Care That the Lockerbie Bomber is Getting

So the Lockerbie bomber, Abdel Baset al Megrahi, was sprung from prison so that he could receive medical attention in his native Libya, where he was given a hero's welcome today.

Let's leave aside the hero's welcome part for a moment -- there are 47 million uninsured Americans who'd love to get the medical attention part.

So what do you have to do to get health care in 2009 -- become an international terrorist?
No, actually, every prisoner in US prisons gets it.

Excuse me, I've got to go rob a liquor store. More here.

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