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Posted: January 4, 2011 07:06 PM
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iPhone Alarm Fix!

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CUPERTINO (The Borowitz Report) - After days of mounting frustration from iPhone owners, Apple chief Steve Jobs today finally announced a fix for the phone's annoying alarm glitch.

"Until further notice," Mr. Jobs said, "all iPhone users should go to sleep with someone who owns a Droid." More here.

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CUPERTINO (The Borowitz Report) - After days of mounting frustration from iPhone owners, Apple chief Steve Jobs today finally announced a fix for the phone's annoying alarm glitch. "Until further not...
CUPERTINO (The Borowitz Report) - After days of mounting frustration from iPhone owners, Apple chief Steve Jobs today finally announced a fix for the phone's annoying alarm glitch. "Until further not...
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