WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) - Connecticut Senator Joseph Lieberman has switched parties again, announcing today that he is forming a new political party called the Asshole Party.
"Across this great land of hours, there are many, many assholes who have been ignored by the two major parties," Sen. Lieberman told reporters. "The Asshole Party will speak for them."
Sen. Lieberman added that "for years, assholes in America have had no voice, and I want to be that whiny, nasal voice." here.
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