INT. STERLING & COOPER - DAY
Roger is fixing a drink. Don sits at his desk, brooding.
ROGER
Polaroid's come out with a new camera that takes instant pictures. Who'll ever buy that?
DON
A sucker's born every minute. Dan Ellison at BBDO is actually trying to line up sponsors for a rock 'n' roll band from Liverpool, England.
ROGER
The world's gone mad, I tell you. How's Betty?
DON
Oh, you know, complaining about being pregnant. I keep telling her, she's not smoking and drinking enough.
ROGER
At least she's taking her Thalidomide.
Don broods.
FADE OUT
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