Frustrated by the persistent opposition to his health care proposals by people who have done little to no research on the subject, President Barack Obama apparently is ready to pursue a new approach: telling his opponents to go fuck themselves.
For the usually mild-mannered Mr. Obama, the decision to tell his opponents that they can eat him represents a stunning break with tradition.
But according to those close to the President, Mr. Obama seems ready to ask the health care reform opposition to blow him -- and political fallout be damned.
"The President has been patient and tried to listen to people's concerns," one aide said today.
"But if they think this whole debate is going to end up with some kind of happy-horseshit beer summit, they can totally go fuck themselves." More here.
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