Palin's Evolution Into O'Donnell Proves Darwin Was Wrong, Scientists Say

OSLO, NORWAY (The Borowitz Report) - Two of the theory of evolution's most vociferous doubters, Sarah Palin and Christine O'Donnell, may be living proof that Darwin was wrong, leading scientists believe.

A conference of the most prominent evolutionary scientists in the world has concluded that the apparent evolution of Ms. Palin into Ms. O'Donnell suggests, in the words of Dr. Hiroshi Kyosuke of the University of Tokyo, "that Darwin got it backwards."

"We still believe that evolution is more than a theory and is, in fact, a very real thing," said Dr. Kyosuke. "However, in the case of Palin and O'Donnell, it seems to be moving in a reverse direction."

Dr. Kyosuke stunned the conference when he presented his scholarly paper, "Tea Party Politicians and the Theory of Devolution," in which he studied the so-called "reverse natural selection" at play in GOP candidates for Governor of New York.

"If we chart the trend line from George Pataki to Carl Paladino, within fifty years New York might be governed by Cro-Magnon Man," he said. Continue reading here.

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