Terrorist Watch List is Like MySpace; It's There, But No One Checks it Anymore

In a stunning admission on NBC's "Meet the Press" on Sunday, Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano compared the nation's terrorist watch list to the once-popular social networking site, MySpace.
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) - In a stunning admission on NBC's "Meet the Press" on Sunday, Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano compared the nation's terrorist watch list to the once-popular social networking site, MySpace.

"The terrorist watch list is, quite frankly, a bit like MySpace," she said. "It's there, but no one checks it anymore."

In the face of heavy criticism, Secretary Napolitano defended the performance of her department: "It's true that we let that Nigerian terrorist fly, but we did kick Ivana Trump off a plane." More here.

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