NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) - Sensing a public relations opportunity, golf legend Tiger Woods spoke out today on the BP oil spill, telling reporters, "At least I didn't fuck the entire Gulf of Mexico."
Initially stunned by his comment, reporters asked Mr. Woods to elaborate on his response to the oil spill crisis.
"Sometimes you can cause a lot more damage by drilling one hole as opposed to a thousand holes," he said. "I'm just saying." More here.
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