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Confessions Of A Divorce Kid: The Awkward Baseball Game

Posted: 04/24/2012 12:20 pm

It's the bottom of the ninth. Full count, two outs and the bases are loaded. I could win the game with one accurate swing. The weight of the world is on my 10-year-old shoulders.

But standing there, staring into the pitcher's eyes, I'm not thinking about the fact that I could win or lose a big game for my team. I'm too worried about after the game -- and mom and dad sitting on opposite sides of the bleachers, their gaze cast down on me like white-hot spotlights.

When the game ends, win or lose, which parent will I go to first?

It might seem like a small-potatoes dilemma for a white suburban child of divorce. But awkward baseball games -- and all the divorce politics that come with them -- are some of my most vivid memories, mostly because they were the most stressful events of my young life. I mean, I could win a baseball game any time, but I had the emotional scarring and heart-breaking of two sets of parents to worry about.

Indeed, baseball games had so little to do with baseball, and so much to do with the divorce. It was as if two warring factions were meeting on the battlefield, and their tactics involved one-upping each other with better juice boxes at post-game snack time. My affection was the spoil of war.

They had their tactics, and I had mine. I took mental note of how many breaks I took with each parent, how many high fives I doled out and at what volume I called step-mom, "Mom." If I was on the mound, I made grinning glances at each of up to four parents between pitches. Seventh-inning stretch involved sitting and talking with each group for such precisely equal amounts of time, it made our supposedly "equal" visitation schedule look like it was organized by, well, children.

I'm not saying I had horrible parents. On the contrary -- both sets molded me into the all-around bad ass I am today. Sure, there were times when one parent would put me in the middle of an argument that wasn't mine to have. But overall my folks had no idea what stress-induced havoc they were wreaking on my young brain.

The awkward baseball game is a prime example of where divorced parents can go very right or horribly wrong with their children. I know that most divorce kids, like me, think about their parents' feelings way more than is readily apparent. I would try not to offend anyone, which weighed on me so heavily it would often bring me to tears.

And that's why the best divorced parent is the one who can see how hard it is for their kids to worry about such frivolous things. The best parent is the one who cares so much about their child that they don't care where the kid sits; one that will love their kid just the same even if he sits with the "other" parent at a thousand seventh-inning stretches.

The best parent is the one who can see that I'm not super excited about my game-winning shot to left-center. My dad approaches the field -- the first parent to see me after my big game -- and pulls a move that should be in every divorced parent's handbook.

"Awesome game, Andy, you kicked butt out there," he says with a smile. "Go say hi to your mother -- I'll be around if you wanna play catch before you go. If not, no problem, we'll play catch on Thursday."

Thanks, pops. Weight lifted.

 

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It's the bottom of the ninth. Full count, two outs and the bases are loaded. I could win the game with one accurate swing. The weight of the world is on my 10-year-old shoulders. But standing there, ...
It's the bottom of the ninth. Full count, two outs and the bases are loaded. I could win the game with one accurate swing. The weight of the world is on my 10-year-old shoulders. But standing there, ...
 
 
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dvmweb1984
Thinking, ..thinking.
01:10 PM on 04/30/2012
My ex wife was looney tune and often made thing difficult for my sons during our peoceedings. She did not want to get along. But, we got through it. She is still mean and hateful. My new wife and I are the Grandma and Grandpa. My children have little to do with their mother as she still is a drama queen and wants to be the center of attention. Oh, well. I do feel sorry for her, but, I don't miss her antics.
Xanadutu
Very easy going -- 'til you piss me off!
02:28 AM on 04/27/2012
Why was I not surprised, at the end of his 'story', with a 'Thanks, Pops'!!!
08:44 PM on 04/26/2012
In the 1950's and early 1960's, I played Kiwanis League ball and we played 9 innings under major league rules. None ofthe platoon and bat 10 etc. It was straight baseball.

I had a player, who played second string for me, have a meltdown in a game almost 30 years ago because of the stress of his parents divorce and the new people in his life. About 15 years ago, he told me that my coaching and the team was a constant in his life and that constant helped him survive the narcissistic parents. He told me when I said his parents' problems were not his problems, it took him a while to understand what I was saying to him.

That always stuck with me.
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Dan Covey
08:36 PM on 04/26/2012
In a true world your advice is accurate, in the real world. many of what we call adults never grow up to become true adults. Some divorced parents are me and I patents and others are we and us parents. As always it is the 'kids' who suffer. Too bad. Being married for 58 years and still enjoying life, it is hard for me to understand, let alone how children can understand the action of divorce. One wonders just why these divorced people ever go married in the first place. I feel for the children.
08:23 PM on 04/26/2012
Nice artical Andy too bad this post won't put up any of my comments,so I'm off to find a new home page
08:07 PM on 04/26/2012
I'm 54 and the author is right on and in my day we did play 9 innings
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robbo1400
Far-left and Far-right are BOTH wrong
07:55 PM on 04/26/2012
The WORST parent talks down on their previous spouse. The SMART parent stays cool and never says anything bad about the other. Eventually some kids grow to understand just WHO the nasty parent really was. Take the high road. But, this doesn't always work (unfortunately). Some divorced parents make it a quest to turn the children on the other parent...and sometimes succeed. Perhaps they will have to answer for it in the next world....for there is NOTHING worse than (mentally) stealing the love of your children from your Ex spouse just to be vindictive.
07:29 PM on 04/26/2012
To bad the author did not play baseball as a kid, 10 year olds play 6 inning games in almost any league I can think of. I wonder how much more of this blog he made up.
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RosalindSedacca
The Voice of Child-Centered Divorce
07:19 PM on 04/26/2012
Wow! Thanks for sharing those memories and insights, Andy. It magnetizes and brings into better focus the message of the Child-Centered Divorce Network: let your kids remain kids! There are so many subtle and not-so-subtle ways parents pressure, confuse, embarrass and hurt their children during and after a divorce. This story reveals the child's "take" on these situations and makes us aware of how unnecessary that pressure is if we put ourselves in our children's shoes. Great metaphor for all divorced parents and divorce professionals!
06:55 PM on 04/26/2012
The book Separated Dad Syndrome is a right-to-the-point kind of book. When you are in the middle of a divorce or separation, you don’t need anyone trying to sugarcoat the misery you are going through. If you are weak or fragile, this book might not be for you. You will read some things that you might not be ready for. This book will open your eyes to almost every aspect of raising your child as a separated parent. It will take you through all the stages, from the decision to leave your spouse to your child’s wedding. If you are a newly separated parent or anticipate being one, you must read this book. So step up and do what’s right for your child and for yourself. You will never be sorry you did!
06:37 PM on 04/26/2012
What a burdon for a child. When I hear these stories I'm thankful for my parents who gave four of us kids a solid home. they might not have been wealthy, well known etc. but we loved them and they loved us, so in my mind they were successful.
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geddy lee is a god
New playlist: Tavares, Michael McDonald, and Rush
12:28 PM on 05/07/2012
F/F. 37 years of a healthy, committed marriage, five children (four adult, one minor), and my parents are still going strong.

I respect and look up to them on so many levels...everything that I am is because of them.
06:23 PM on 04/26/2012
Divorce is a tragedy for most kids....sadly they are usually on the outside looking in.
06:20 PM on 04/26/2012
I would have just struck out. Problem solved.
jdogmyers4
You leftist know I'm right
06:09 PM on 04/26/2012
Why do adults start families when they have no itension of staying togehter, I think that their should be some kind of charge and jail time for people that start a family and then abandon that family that would give pause to impulses commitment.
08:10 PM on 04/26/2012
As a child of divorced parents, this sort of offends me. For one, I doubt any couple gets married and has kids without planning on staying married. It is a naive thing to suggest that the world always goes according to plan. Secondly, whatever issues a divorce causes a child would never be as bad as the guilt a child would feel if he/she was the thing that keeps parents in an unhappy marriage OR jail time (well, except extreme cases but most of the time it wouldn't). And thirdly, divorce doesn't mean parents abandon their kids. And as a now 25 yr old, I enjoy holidays with each of my parents who now have a healthy friendship enabling us to share occasions together without the drama of two unhappily married people. And as someone who cares about them, I prefer it that they have had the opportunity to make that important decision for themselves rather than listen to the judgments of others. We only live once and the saddest thing to me is thinking my parents would have wasted their lives over me.
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teacherfor25
I say it like I see it.
08:50 PM on 04/26/2012
I agree.
05:42 PM on 04/26/2012
This boy is recanting a story that I am sure many with divorced parents
are going through. It is worse when mom, or dad, is on divorce #2 or 3.
Even when kids have some understanding why mommy and daddy are
split, things become very difficult - getting along with new families, sharing
time with mom and dad, learning to live with maybe step mom and step
dad. Mom's rules, dad's rules, maybe even step mom or step dad's rules.
We won't even get into the step brothers and step sisters. Kids like stability.
When that changes, the kids can change also. It is not so bad with grown
kids as they are off on their own by now and their reactions will be different.
But, up to 18 or 19 - you just can't say hey that is the way it is and deal with
it. Not as easy as most may think.