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Scott Baio Files for Legal Separation From Lesbian Hairstyle

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After over 30 years together, actor Scott Baio and his longtime lesbian hairstyle have decided to call it quits due to what their publicist calls "irreconcilable differences." However, media analysts can't help but point out the split comes just weeks after Baio defended wife Renee for a homophobic twitter rant aimed at the site Jezebel.com.

Baio and his lesbian hairstyle first fell in love on the show Happy Days where Baio played Fonzie's lovable cousin Chachi. And the relationship blossomed during the short-lived spin-off Joanie Loves Chachi.

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During the mid-80's, Baio's life was changing in so many ways. He was now on a hit TV show called Charles in Charge, the show he'd be most remembered for. But while his professional life was booming, his romance with his lesbian hairstyle waned. Baio cut his lesbian hairstyle from his life for a brief period, during which time his lesbian hairstyle began dating actress Nancy McKeon who played Jo Polniaczek on The Facts of Life.

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But The Facts of Life fizzled in 1988 as did the fling with McKeon. Baio and his lesbian hairstyle quickly rekindled their love affair during the final two seasons of Charles in Charge. Their relationship had been relatively turbulence-free ever since, seen here as the happy couple appears together at a Vidal Sassoon function in 2004...

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No word yet on how the separation will affect the extensive haircare product collection of Baio and his lesbian hairstyle, but lawyers have been brought in to mediate and possibly exfoliate.