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Andy Ostroy

Andy Ostroy

Posted: August 13, 2010 10:01 AM

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If Newt Gingrich expects to run for president in 2012, let alone win, he better think again. Seems his ex-wife Marianne has a little score to settle, and has gone public in a scathing magazine interview about her former hubby's kinky past, especially as it relates to marriage. Thanks to Mrs. #2, we've now confirmed what most of us have known all along: that when it comes to family-values, Gingrich, like most Republicans, believes there's two sets...one for him and one for everyone else.

So what's in Newt's closet? Well, Marianne unloaded her bombshells in ESQUIRE's September profile of the former House Speaker. Here's some of the juiciest revelations:

  • That he met his first wife Jackie when she was his high-school geometry teacher. They married when he was 19 and she 26.
  • He later dumped Jackie, while she was recovering from cancer, to marry then-mistress Marianne.
  • He later dumped Marianne, for mistress and eventual third wife Callista, while she suffered from Multiple Sclerosis (apparently Newt has huge issues with the marital vow "in sickness and in health"). While married to Marianne, Newt wanted her to "tolerate" his affair with Callista, who is 23 years his junior.
  • In answering an incredulous Marianne who questioned his hypocritical public family-values grandstanding while cheating on her with his much younger aide Callista, Gingrich arrogantly replied: "It doesn't matter what I do. People need to hear what I have to say. There's no one else who can say what I say. It doesn't matter what I live." Talk about delusions of grandeur.


Now don't get me wrong. In general, I sit in judgment of no one, especially those with marital failure and even infidelity. There's often more to a story than meets the eye, and no one's perfect. What a couple does behind closed doors is their business, not mine. But what I do have a major issue with is arrogant, self-righteous morality-cops like Gingrich who sanctimoniously lecture the rest of us on family-values while they're out cheating on their wives, screwing everything in sight. And in Newt's case in particular, even suggesting that the Mrs. sanction the affair. What kind of sick, twisted, radical family-values is that?

We surely remember how these skeevy hypocrites like Gingrich crucified Bill Clinton back in the 90's over his affair with Monica Lewinsky. He became just the second sitting president in United States history to be impeached. Yet one by one these witch-hunting hypocrites including Gingrich, Bob Barr, Henry Hyde, Robert Livingston, Helen Chenoweth, Dan Burton, John Ensign, Larry Craig and others were all subsequently embroiled in their own humiliating public sex scandals. These philandering phonies went ahead with their Clintoncide despite knowing they couldn't keep their own pants on. What unmitigated gall.

I cannot tell you how downright giddy I am to see Gingrich's marital indiscretions broadcast for the entire world to see in all their disgusting, shameful, specious glory. No one deserves to be metaphorically stoned in public with his integrity and reputation dragged through the mud more than the smug, duplicitous, self-aggrandizing phony Gingrich.

As Stephen Colbert noted about Gingrich Wednesday night, "He's so morally upright he's only had sex after he was married, just not always to the woman he was married to."

It's hard to image Gingrich setting sail next year for a run at the White House. As I've written here on this blog years ago, his serial philandering will keep him from ever sitting behind the Oval Office desk. But if he does decide to defy conventional wisdom and run anyway, it'll be a lot of fun to watch him implode.

When will these glass-house-dwellin' Republicans finally learn not to throw stones...

 

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JohnBryansFontaine
Liberal Democrat
08:09 AM on 08/23/2010
Gingrich represents family values about a well as Glenn Beck represents truth ( and/or humility ).
09:18 PM on 08/16/2010
I just read that magazine article. It's jaw dropping stuff!!
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Mechelle Gray
Papers Please!
06:56 PM on 08/14/2010
Gingrich/Palin 2012 ... yeh baby!
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TyneCrescent
A Word To The Wise Is Sufficient
02:38 PM on 08/14/2010
Maybe Gingrich should try to run for President. Then, when the ashes have cooled from his skewering, he'll go away once and for all. His arrogance to even think he has a shot at the presidency shows how power hungry he is. The hypocritical, family values farce, we already knew about. How he would govern would be my biggest concern, which would be huge steps backwards. But that's what Gingrich and the GOP cabal are chomping at the bit to try to revive, and when all is said and done, America's collective memory isn't that short.
01:11 PM on 08/14/2010
I'll be honest, I think that Newt does have this against him and every blogger and media outlet will drag this out until people are tired of it. The way Newt would get past it would be for the outlets just to blow the wad at the start and then the general public gets over it. For me, this isn't anything new, most people who know Newt, no that his family values suck. Personally, I don't care if he was a bartender at a men's club. I didn't care about Clinton's affair, nor do I really care about this. The only thing I care about is getting our country, and our defense, back on track. If Newt can help get us that (I'd bet on him over Obama any day) then roll his chair up to that desk.
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Mechelle Gray
Papers Please!
06:55 PM on 08/14/2010
You actually said that with a "straight face"?
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Millie Lencioni
10:33 AM on 08/14/2010
The truth ALWAYS comes out, maybe this is Newt's karma moment. The worst part of this story is the very common theory, "Do as I say, not do as I do".
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folkie51
international micro-mini-relations
09:50 AM on 08/14/2010
Newt should be Newtered.
08:22 AM on 08/14/2010
A newt is an amphibian of the Salamandridae family, although not all aquatic salamanders are considered newts. Newts are classified in the subfamily Pleurodelinae of the family Salamandridae, and are found in North America, Europe and Asia. Newts metamorphose through three distinct developmental life stages: aquatic larva, terrestrial juvenile (called an eft), and adult. Adult newts have lizard-like bodies and may be either fully aquatic, living permanently in the water, or semi-aquatic, living terrestrially but returning to the water each year to breed.

Back to the water, Mr. Gingrich. Surely, you’ll find what you’re looking for there.
06:06 AM on 08/14/2010
What a crock? " In general, I sit in judgment of no one..." One only has to go back a few posts and only a couple of lines in to find a judgmental statement about two teenagers "these two crazy attention-starved, money-grubbing kids." You strongly disagree with one of their mothers, so you sit in judgment of her daughter and her boyfriend.

We all judge others. We also have moral standards and ideal to which we fail to live up. Go ahead and make the case for Gingrich's hypocrisy, but don't pretend in the process that you are something you are not.

Another example: My guess is that you would say that you care for others, yet you can be "giddy" about another's misfortune?

We all judge others. I have a problem with Gingrich's stance on family and his actions that demonstrate something else completely. The way I know this is because I am judging him. And you judge him, too, as well as other with whom you disagree.
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Andy Ostroy
10:32 AM on 08/14/2010
Hey Smarty....what part of "In general" confuses ya? In general, I am not judgemental of others. But there are plenty of people worthy of judgement. Like the skeevball Levi Johnston and his shamelessly self-promotin' unwed-teen-baby-mama. Just sayin'...

As for being "giddy" about Newt's downfall, all good things come to those who deserve them...
04:02 PM on 08/14/2010
Andy,
I'm not confused. My point is that you judge everyone, even those not "worthy of judgment" if only to make judgment that they are not "worthy of judgment."

And a far as "all good things come to those who deserve them" I guess Mother Theresa just never could get over the hump...
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DisgruntledYouth
micro-bio schmicro-bio.
04:07 PM on 08/14/2010
so that's what we're supposed to call it now, a "misfortune"?
Newt is a slime-ball with delusions of grandeur. i'd be happy to see him make a last, suicidal run for the white house on behalf of those ignorant enough to buy into his crockery.

the republicans could clean house this November but i don't think they have the brains to pull it off.
07:29 PM on 08/14/2010
"Misfortune" was a poor choice of wording because it implies "bad luck" as opposed to "consequences of one's behavior." I don't think we should ever take joy in someone else hurt/pain/troubles/etc, even if it is of their own making. I sometimes am hopeful that they will learn from it, but never "giddy" over it.

As far as the rest of your comment, I respectfully disagree. I think Newt (like many others) has some great ideas of how to keep the country on a path that honors the constitution and provides hope for the future. Evidently, Newt has more "grandeur" than you or I because (my assumption) we have never risen to one of the highest offices in our country.
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03:00 AM on 08/14/2010
I'd say that after these revelations about Mr. Gingrich, Bill Clinton should give it another try and run for a second presidency, since his first attempt at a second period in office was overshadowed by what turns out to be a subject better left to the gossip columns.

Just a little turning back of time will do. And then maybe the media and the public will have learnt their lesson.
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Jim Pasterczyk
Banned!
11:02 PM on 08/13/2010
I don't know about delusions of grandeur. Endless narcissism and nihilism along with belief in personal infallibility I think fits better. The GOP version of P.T. Barnum.
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Andy Ostroy
10:35 AM on 08/14/2010
Let me guess...you're an Elnglish teacher...or a would be blogger. Props to you for using several big words in one sentence!
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THATSWHATUGET
Truth is Power
07:57 PM on 08/13/2010
Maybe he will prevail in his "anybody (white) but Obama campaign. There seem to be enough of the majority electorate that is disenchanted with Obama to make the votes add up.

Just Sayin.
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THATSWHATUGET
Truth is Power
07:46 PM on 08/13/2010
Careful! Newt is a friend of Whoopi's, and she defends her friends!
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MsMassachusetts
Wit is cultured insolence. - Aristotle
11:52 AM on 08/14/2010
Lol. "We don't know. We weren't there." "It wasn't cheating-cheating".
06:52 PM on 08/13/2010
The chutzpa leaves one speachless
Jay Haney
My nuclear family imploded when I was 18. I've bee
04:55 PM on 08/13/2010
Gingrich is another fallen star who still thinks he has it in the GOP firmament. The reason he's going for it now is because he knows that this decade will likely be his last chance to get the Oval Office. But the country has since moved on since the impeachment mess and now Republicans would sooner embrace Mitt "The Human Sleep-Aid" Romney than this guy. A quote from Percy Shelley strikes me as appropriate for this man's career: "Here lies the man who would conquer the world."